Stop creepin' on my car, Subaru. I'll take care of it after work.

Kinja'd!!! "t0ast" (t0ast217)
08/07/2019 at 16:48 • Filed to: None

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I’m also pretty sure I already know “why this is important”.


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > t0ast
08/07/2019 at 16:51

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“You see, a tire is meant to hold air...”


Kinja'd!!! benjrblant > t0ast
08/07/2019 at 16:51

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oh, glad they can explain that. could someone now explain to them how important head gaskets are?


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > t0ast
08/07/2019 at 16:54

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Does it also email you when the oil is low?


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > t0ast
08/07/2019 at 16:57

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One of my sensors self-destructed after driving through a gravel parking lot. I’m getting sick of the hot cauldron.

My mom was also not amused when I wiggled the steering wheel and declared that nothing was leaking because it felt fine (i’d already checked the pressures anyway).


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > t0ast
08/07/2019 at 16:58

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Hmmm - smart but creepy...  We have had TPS lights come on before but never got emails about it.  Must be a Starlink only thing?  (Our stars aren’t linked...)


Kinja'd!!! t0ast > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/07/2019 at 16:59

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Wouldn’t surprise me, though I’m not exactly eager to try and find out...


Kinja'd!!! Shift24 > t0ast
08/07/2019 at 17:01

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And then they can have the car right back.


Kinja'd!!! t0ast > wafflesnfalafel
08/07/2019 at 17:03

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Almost certainly a part of the Starlink trial that came with the new car purchase. There also seems to be a time component to it as well, since I took care of the last TPMS light occurrence quickly and didn’t get a notification. This one came on about 8 hours ago during my morning commute and I was just planing on just stopping by a nearby gas station on my way home.


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > t0ast
08/07/2019 at 17:04

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I see you just stopped at a gas station, but not near the pumps. You were inside for 27 minutes, so we believe you might have been pinching a stout loaf. If you’d like, we can recommend some high-fiber foods to make your journey more pleasant.


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > benjrblant
08/07/2019 at 17:06

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Like an icon that shows a Jar of Mayo.

“This is what your oil will look like soon.”


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > t0ast
08/07/2019 at 17:26

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Oh that’s when my lamp has too much fringe at the bottom


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > t0ast
08/07/2019 at 17:41

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Explain to the folks at home what an excited lantern light means


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/07/2019 at 17:42

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I thought it was meant to shim up the frame from the pavement


Kinja'd!!! Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > t0ast
08/07/2019 at 19:54

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Subaru has sent me a large volume of mail regarding the Takata recall. I just havent had the time to give up my car and I really really hate going to dealers. Plus the fact that I dont want my car getting messed with to begin with. But I guess I should get around to it eventually. 


Kinja'd!!! Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/07/2019 at 19:55

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Damn that sounds like a lot of email to get...


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
08/07/2019 at 20:51

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I’ve had both of mine replaced by Subaru, you can’t even tell they did anything.


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > t0ast
08/09/2019 at 08:23

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“ i can’t let you do that, M ichael”