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"Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)" (galileo-humpkins)
08/05/2019 at 14:52 • Filed to: None

You gotta be fuckin’ Spider-Man to get up and into the damn thing.

I assume that aspect has been thought out, or will be, but based on just this initial rendering, I don’t understand how this works.

DISCUSSION (42)

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
08/05/2019 at 14:59

According to the article, a submarine -inspired spiral staircase rises up out of the middle

Spanfeller is a twat > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
08/05/2019 at 15:01

That seems impractical 1/3 days in London

facw > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
08/05/2019 at 15:02

I’m picturing a a raising access elevator like the Decepticons had:

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Arrivederci > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/05/2019 at 15:02

I read that too, but what happens when it invariably breaks? I guess you better keep swimming.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
08/05/2019 at 15:03

I hope it’s a lockout chamber on the first floor of the building, and there’s a shaft leading up, like a submarine escape trainer.

Nick Has an Exocet > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
08/05/2019 at 15:03

One well placed crack and you have the world’s worst high altitude water slide...

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
08/05/2019 at 15:04

It would be cool to be dropped/pushed off of a heli into the pool

Azrek > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
08/05/2019 at 15:05

Did you mean ducks? Because I think that thing will be full of ducks...and other bird floating in there.

MonkeePuzzle > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
08/05/2019 at 15:06

honestly , you’re kinda sounding like the sort of peasant who has never had their private helicopter drop them into a rooftop 360deg infinity pool before

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KnowsAboutCars > Arrivederci
08/05/2019 at 15:11

I would also be worried about what happens if the glass breaks.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Spanfeller is a twat
08/05/2019 at 15:22

Maybe in the winter it'll be an ice skating rink!

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > MonkeePuzzle
08/05/2019 at 15:22

I came here to say this is the obvious answer

Svend > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
08/05/2019 at 15:27

That’s ridiculous. Closer to the equator yes, but London is often cold and windy.

At any substantial elevation the cold temperature and the wind leading to a much colder wind chill factor on wet bare skin would be freezing.

Thomas Donohue > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
08/05/2019 at 15:35

Seems like a waste. Who needs 360 views? Give me 180 degrees, a (stocked) cabana, and some palm trees.

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VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
08/05/2019 at 15:36

So I see shit like this on gif sites and obviously I’ll never be rich enough to go into a pool like that, but I’m happy with my normal pool at the gym, thanks.

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ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
08/05/2019 at 15:39

This sounds absolutely terrifying.

450X_FTW > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
08/05/2019 at 15:54

I’m thinking a 20 ft drop from a hovering helicopter is the only proper way to jump in.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > 450X_FTW
08/05/2019 at 16:38

I am liking this idea!

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback
08/05/2019 at 16:40

Yep, not gonna find me in that pool.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
08/05/2019 at 16:41

I find myself confused by that person.

Bo Knows > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
08/05/2019 at 16:41

I need to know the backstory on that. How drunk was he, and why does no one else give a shit?

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Thomas Donohue
08/05/2019 at 16:43

If I’m being 100% honest here, this is almost the correct response. Only issue, for me, being that this isn’t just off the beach.

Ash78, voting early and often > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
08/05/2019 at 16:44

You could enter through an underwater airlock of some kind, but I reality they’ll just build a ladder up through some kind of entry chamber/column. Probably the entire center section. Stupid rendering.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Svend
08/05/2019 at 16:46

You bring up some very spot on points that I hadn’t even considered. I was stuck on how one even gets into this pool. Apparently they’re designing some sort of spiral staircase submarine hatch type situation.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > MonkeePuzzle
08/05/2019 at 16:47

If that makes me a peasant, then a peasant am I. An alive peasant.

Seriously though, that’d be kinda fun.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Azrek
08/05/2019 at 16:48

Do you want ducks?! Because this is how you get ducks!

It could be the n icest birdbath ever.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
08/05/2019 at 16:49

It actually would, that seems to be the consensus on the proper way. Well, maybe not proper , necessarily, but most fun for sure.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Nick Has an Exocet
08/05/2019 at 16:51

Which no one will ever live to ride again. :(

Thomas Donohue > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
08/05/2019 at 16:54

Agreed. Parrot Cay has the answer!

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Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Snuze: Needs another Swede
08/05/2019 at 16:56

They said they were designing some kind of hatch system . Complete with spiral staircase.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > facw
08/05/2019 at 16:58

Holy crap, yes!!

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Spanfeller is a twat
08/05/2019 at 16:59

At least.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
08/05/2019 at 17:01

But we can’t have more cheap apartments because they cost too much...

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
08/05/2019 at 17:01

If I were building it, I’d put a pressurized access room down below, with an airlock. Step into airlock, sit on couch, pressure slowly rises to about three bar, you step out and into the room. 3' water entrance in the access room, swim into that and up another 9' to the level of the pool water above.

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