May all your problems be 1st world

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 07/28/2019 at 22:31 • Filed to: None

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SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > HammerheadFistpunch 07/28/2019 at 22:54

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I resemble everyone of those not actual scenarios...

For Sweden > HammerheadFistpunch 07/28/2019 at 23:17

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First world problem: cannot open pickle jar

Secomd world problem: waiting in line for five hours to buy pickles

Third world problem: what is a pickle?

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > HammerheadFistpunch 07/29/2019 at 06:46

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How anybody buys things from infomercials that are so obviously MASSIVELY fake is beyond me...lol

ST80MND > HammerheadFistpunch 07/29/2019 at 10:28

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LMFAO! After watching a weather tech ad where the lady gets into a car and just straight up chucks her coffee into the passenger foot well, I have deemed the slap-chopin, lid fumbling, can’t into lifers “coffee chuckers”. This made my day!

Ash78, voting early and often > HammerheadFistpunch 07/29/2019 at 14:43

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My favorite ones are where “Balding guy in black & white video with sloppy clothes struggles with everyday task” followed by “Handsome model guy in full color is dressed for the golf course while doing yard work” all because he switched to their $20 piece of plastic.