The fuck is this shit,?

"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe) 07/27/2019 at 15:18 • Filed to: None

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Extra fresh Heineken?

Hows that fucking work?

Am I supposed to leave the bottle on the side till it turns red?

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/27/2019 at 15:25

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Am I supposed to leave the bottle on the side till it turns red?

No. You leave the bottle on the side,

and go and get some proper beer. 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Svend 07/27/2019 at 15:27

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did... i have 12 tyskies in the freezer atmo...

these “fresh”heinekens were all they had cold to tie me over till my tyskies are drinkable

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/27/2019 at 15:30

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Is that like only slightly less spoiled since it still isn't in a dark bottle?

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/27/2019 at 15:32

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Good man. I do enjoy a good Tyskie or Zyweic. 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com 07/27/2019 at 15:33

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dunno... tastes like heineken

on a scale of shit to shit...its shit

Aremmes > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/27/2019 at 15:46

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“Extra fresh” should involve putting the beer in cans or dark brown bottles, not the green bottles that Heineken is so fond off.

But at least they don't use clear bottles like Corona. Those fuckers get skunky just from the fridge's light, I swear to Dog.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Aremmes 07/27/2019 at 15:49

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still tasted skunky.... or atleast i cant tell the difference

Chariotoflove > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/27/2019 at 15:52

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Wouldn’t spend any money to find out. 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Chariotoflove 07/27/2019 at 16:07

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i didnt have a choice this time...

got me 12 nice tyskie beers... but they werent cold..

and this was all they had left in the cold section

so i picked up 2 to tide me over till me tyskie is cold

it was a mistake..... shoulda just waited it out

WilliamsSW > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/27/2019 at 16:30

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So what, it’s like 3% less skunky than regular old shitty Heineken? Blech.

Get the Tyskies cold and pawn that sewage off on someone else. 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > WilliamsSW 07/27/2019 at 16:36

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to late... i drank em both... i dont hate anyone enough to give them away

but me tyskies are cold now

im good

WilliamsSW > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/27/2019 at 16:41

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  Good you only got 2, better that they’re gone and the Tyskies are cold. 

WilliamsSW > Aremmes 07/27/2019 at 16:43

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  Yeah the reason for the lime is that shit is almost undrink able without it 

Cé hé sin > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/27/2019 at 17:02

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Heineken Extra Vers?

All Dutch to me I’m afraid.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Cé hé sin 07/27/2019 at 17:07

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just replace vers with fresh and you got it

tastes just like heineken anyway... so dont bother

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/27/2019 at 17:10

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Was it crispy?

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 07/27/2019 at 17:18

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nope.... it was wet and tasted like a highway puddle

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/27/2019 at 18:28

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...why are you licking highway puddles?

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 07/27/2019 at 18:32

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why arent you?

full of mitavins maaaan

Chariotoflove > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/27/2019 at 18:38

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I understand.