Asshole Parking - Expert Level

"SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza" (saigashooter) 07/26/2019 at 09:29 • Filed to: None

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Not 1, not 2 not even 3 but 7 spaces. In the parking lot between 2 office buildings on a Friday morning.

You sir have reached the maximum level of parking asshole. I salute you, albeit with one finger.

EDIT: If you want to know where else h e could have parked, here is an aerial, the red boxes would have been better choices. The Yellow box is where he chose to park

bob and john > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 07/26/2019 at 09:37

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okay, I give the guy a pass on this one. because honestly, where the F else is he supposed to go?

pip bip - choose Corrour > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 07/26/2019 at 09:37

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with a trailer that size, where do you suggest he park then?

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 07/26/2019 at 09:40

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I ad mi re their neatness...

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/26/2019 at 09:41

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He'd fit fine in the space out the front of the dentist...

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 07/26/2019 at 09:42

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OTOH, is that a dentist’s office? Not technically office park parking at that point, and they probably don’t run out of parking spaces very often.

If that’s the dentist himself, he skates on “actually the one who leases the parking” and knowing how many parking spaces will be needed.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/26/2019 at 09:43

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On the far edges of a larger parking lot. Like a Walmart. 

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 07/26/2019 at 09:44

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pip bip - choose Corrour > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 07/26/2019 at 09:44

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:P

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 07/26/2019 at 09:50

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At least from what I can see in the picture, there’s no other place he could really put that thing.

Future next gen S2000 owner > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 07/26/2019 at 09:53

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Given the circumstances and assuming no larger lot exists within a reasonable distance from wherever that person is going, This is really the best option. Within the lines, that’s a big trailer is a pretty small lot.

I’m not even mad. I’ve done that with a boat trailer before.

Svend > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 07/26/2019 at 09:53

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Ignorant driver. 

I’m sorry but some are saying, ‘where is he supposed to park? ’.

If that was one of these:

You wouldn’t say the same.

Both vehicles taking up the same area of road.

It’s not like the driver had the trailer sprung on him.

As with any driver of a heavy goods vehicle or long goods vehicle, you plan your route, you look at where you can stop. 

Wacko > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 07/26/2019 at 09:57

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at least he is not in the middle of the road like most 

pip bip - choose Corrour > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 07/26/2019 at 10:00

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is there one nearby though?

pip bip - choose Corrour > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 07/26/2019 at 10:01

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now i see the edit, yes you’re correct in saying he’s an arsehole

TysMagic > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 07/26/2019 at 10:07

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When he got there, it probably seemed okay - current status though, that’s not the best choice 

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 07/26/2019 at 10:09

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Exactly. And then they should get off their fat ass and walk a little.

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 07/26/2019 at 10:12

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Parking in either of the “red” areas would have likely been a bigger issue due to them being main parking for the Wells Fargo and Westphal Staffing. I think he choose right parking in front of what is likely a rarely full area of the Dental office parking lot.

I’d have said fuck it and parked here (blue) with a rig like that:

As far out of the way as possible without actually using spaces, but I won’t hate on him for parking where he did.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 07/26/2019 at 10:13

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Is that a horse trailer? If so, I could excuse this parking if he was taking his horses inside  the building to see the dentist....

benn454 > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/26/2019 at 10:13

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 This is 'Murica. Of course there is.

PS9 > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/26/2019 at 10:26

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He could have left the horses home. 

MrDakka > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 07/26/2019 at 10:36

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The hero every bimmer driver wishes they could be. That driver not only took up seven spots, but EXACTLY seven spots. Meticulously precise, almost Teutonically precise...

Bylan - Hoarder of LS400's > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 07/26/2019 at 10:53

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Hes a total absolute dingus, but I like the ground effects/kit on that very modern chevy pickup. Very 90s look 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 07/26/2019 at 11:01

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That parking lot was designed after they placed the buildings. I certainly don’t know where I’d park if I had that trailer .

Urambo Tauro > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 07/26/2019 at 11:15

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Tow ing 101 : If you must take up several parking spaces, leave empty the closest ones , and park further away from the entrance.

Sometimes this means parking all the way at the back of the lot, but that’s not always necessary. If parking there for less than an hour, my rule of thumb is as follows : Observe the current amount of vehicles in the lot, and imagine adding 50% to that. Park behind that point. But all-day/ overnight parking? Yeah, back of the lot.

PartyPooper2012 > SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza 07/26/2019 at 11:17

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Seems like a reasonable parking spot selection, placement and judgement. Are you mad he took your spot? Are you mad you had to walk few extra steps? Asking for a friend

SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness 07/26/2019 at 11:53

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The W ells Fargo is just an ATM, though there is another dentist in that building (can't swing a dead cat without hitting a dental office around here.) the Westphal building has its main entrance facing the lot he parked in. 

Speed > PS9 07/26/2019 at 12:02

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It’s likely he took is horse to the Old Town Rd. and rode til he can’t no more. He’s got the horses in the back.

HoustonRunner > PS9 07/26/2019 at 12:16

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Or in the back....

I’ll see myself out...

facw > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/26/2019 at 12:18

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I’d suggest not buying a trailer that’s too big for the places you’d like to drive it.

facw > Svend 07/26/2019 at 12:21

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This. Having an over-sized vehicle does not mean you get to do whatever you want. He either needed to find a place to park that would fit his truck non-disruptively, or he needed to use a smaller trailer (even if that meant more vehicles/trips).