Douchebag is as douchebag does.

"KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt)
07/26/2019 at 09:02 • Filed to: Douchebags, Assholes, tesla owners, tesla, tesla model 3, electric cars

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DISCUSSION (35)

razorbeamteam > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
07/26/2019 at 09:08

I swear Tesla drivers are the new BMW drivers...

pip bip - choose Corrour > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
07/26/2019 at 09:08

rude driver

nerd_racing > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
07/26/2019 at 09:11

That takes some gall. They didn’t even apologize or offer to pay for the power they used? Come on people...

Svend > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
07/26/2019 at 09:11

Lets see, trespass, theft (of electricity), obstructing a public pathway, hazard to pedestrians,

bob and john > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
07/26/2019 at 09:12

thats actual theft and tresspassing though. Id be pressing charges

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > nerd_racing
07/26/2019 at 09:12

Literally asking for you car to be vandalized if it were someone less decent.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
07/26/2019 at 09:13

F L O R I D A

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > razorbeamteam
07/26/2019 at 09:14

“Elon Musk recently revealed that the BMW 3 Series was the number-two vehicle traded in by Model 3 buyers, after the Toyota Prius.”

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
07/26/2019 at 09:14

Obligatory

Kinja'd!!!

razorbeamteam > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
07/26/2019 at 09:15

I wonder how much more range you get by not using turn signals.

Arrivederci > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
07/26/2019 at 09:15

What an assbag. I wouldn’t have called the rozzers, but I would’ve called a tow truck.

Cash Rewards > bob and john
07/26/2019 at 09:24

It doesn’t take too much effort or imagination t o have this go bad, either. That's a big draw on the power that probably wasn't set up for it. Old man sleeping inside with a CPAP that goes when the breaker does.

Party-vi > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
07/26/2019 at 09:24

I used to work at Joint Base Andrews, and a guy with a Chevy Volt would do this all the time in our construction trailer parking lot. He’d show up in the morning, park in our gravel lot, plug in his Volt to our outside trailer outlets, and then walk across the road to his building. We never made an issue out of it because we weren’t paying for power, and it seemed like a dick move to bitch him out.

This though, deserved at least an egg or two on that windshield.

ShrimpHappens, née WJalopy > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
07/26/2019 at 09:24

So....what if you were fortunate enough to lose charge in front of a house with outside washer and dryer, and that juicy 220V outlet is ready and waiting ?

nerd_racing > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
07/26/2019 at 09:26

At the very least getting your cord run over by a lawnmower “on accident.”

bob and john > ShrimpHappens, née WJalopy
07/26/2019 at 09:35

erm, I would have asked and paid for it.....not just plugged in and walked off

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > ShrimpHappens, née WJalopy
07/26/2019 at 09:41

Clearly the outlet’s fault. It was literally asking for it.

jimz > bob and john
07/26/2019 at 09:43

I’d just call a tow company. The “storage” fees he’d have to pay to get it would be justice enough.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > nerd_racing
07/26/2019 at 09:49

Unplug first or that may be a hell of a shock. Then plug back in

Azrek > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
07/26/2019 at 09:54

I feel this story is only 1/2 Florida Man. Real Florida man would’ve had that car on fire, slashed tires, or the cord plugged into their Pool cooler full of Corona .

nerd_racing > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
07/26/2019 at 09:55

That’s the route I would take.

carcrazydan738 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
07/26/2019 at 09:59

It’s called AAA use it! Duh! Don’t do what this guy did. One can only hope karma will bite this Tesla testicle brained tw@t hard.

450X_FTW > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
07/26/2019 at 10:00

This is when everyone needs that one friend with a HD truck and a tow strap.....

Another thought - Since the car is technically at the curb, does that mean it is public property like your trash is?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > 450X_FTW
07/26/2019 at 10:01

This is when everyone needs that one friend with a HD truck and a tow strap.....

“ICEing” done right!

benn454 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
07/26/2019 at 10:16

That tells you everything you need to know about Tesla owners.

benn454 > nerd_racing
07/26/2019 at 10:19

And your car "accidentally" bumped into. Then "accidentally" sprayed with grass clippings.

BahamaTodd > nerd_racing
07/26/2019 at 10:34

12 hours on 120V will used about $1 worth of electricity . No apology is wrong though.

MrDakka > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
07/26/2019 at 10:40

ICE me bro!

Shift24 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
07/26/2019 at 10:40

And the tesla owner would be walking out to 4 un repairable flats

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
07/26/2019 at 11:07

Ha, at least leave a note with a $20 bill if you’re going to do this. Not that I’m saying you should. But if you were doing this, I think people would react a lot better if you did.

nerd_racing > BahamaTodd
07/26/2019 at 11:18

Right, it’s not necessarily the value, but the gesture would have made a world of difference, vs. coming off as an entitled POS.

Brickman > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
07/26/2019 at 11:38

I would of turned the circuit breaker off and left the charger plugged in :P

gettingoldercarguy > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
07/26/2019 at 12:40

Take the charging cable and play dumb when the owner looks for it.

jimz > BahamaTodd
07/26/2019 at 12:43

doesn’t matter, this is one of those cases were it really is down to the principle. you don’t take other people’s stuff period unless they offer it to you.

edit: and remember, not only did this self-centered jerk entitle himself to someone else’s power, he parked on their grass and trespassed on their property to do so.

fhrblig > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
07/26/2019 at 13:29

I think I can hear every Opponaut’s thoughts right now, and it’s “I WISH A MOTHERFUCKER WOULD”