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Kinja'd!!! "Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
07/23/2019 at 16:31 • Filed to: None

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The fastest car IN THE WORLD!!!

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A Nissan Altima that Enterprise wanted me to drive so badly that they offered to me for only $3/day more than insurance was going to pay for me to drive a Versa.

So far I’ve only driven it 13 miles of almost exclusively highway. I can say that my attempt at a highway merge involved a lot of engine noise with very little increase in forward momentum.


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Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Kiltedpadre
07/23/2019 at 17:06

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a lot of engine noise with very little increase in forward momentum. 

Yeah, sounds like a CVT


Kinja'd!!! 412GTI > Kiltedpadre
07/23/2019 at 17:20

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Welcome to Nissan Enterprise Rent-a-Car. I swear every rental is a Nissan nowadays. 


Kinja'd!!! Kiltedpadre > 412GTI
07/23/2019 at 17:29

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They had one Hyundai, but I didn’t fit in it very well. They also had a Town and Country minivan.

This was just a small location attached to a body shop so they had less than 10 cars.


Kinja'd!!! Kiltedpadre > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
07/23/2019 at 17:30

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But it has a Sport button. That means it’s a 4 door sports coupe or something like that.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Kiltedpadre
07/23/2019 at 17:38

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Sandy goes into the body shop next Monday for three weeks for a new sill, rear driver side door and rear bumper after a Volvo tried to occupy the same space as Sandy was already in. After waiting nine weeks for parts and being told ‘we are currently experiencing a higher workload than usual and some are taking a little longer than we’d normally like’.

Then get told all their courtesy cars are Ford KA+s.

So we’ll have one of these shit boxes for three weeks.

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Kinja'd!!! Kiltedpadre > Svend
07/23/2019 at 17:44

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I had to wait longer than normal to get my car in. Nasty storms earlier this year were a boon to body shops.

We’ll see how the parts ordering process goes. They’ll supposedly get it in tomorrow and see what all they need.  


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Kiltedpadre
07/23/2019 at 18:07

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Good luck.

I hope you get her back soon and looking how she should. 


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Kiltedpadre
07/23/2019 at 18:11

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Kinja'd!!! Kiltedpadre > Svend
07/23/2019 at 18:34

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Hopefully you’re not in the penalty box too long.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Kiltedpadre
07/23/2019 at 18:38

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The car above is the last one they gave.

This time I won’t wash their car at all*.

*who am I kidding, of course I will.

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Kinja'd!!! Kiltedpadre > Svend
07/23/2019 at 18:47

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They should have a note in your system that you get an automatic upgrade; from   shit-box to meh-mobile.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Kiltedpadre
07/23/2019 at 18:55

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To be honest I’m getting that I just don’t care. Sandy has bad memories because she came six days before my mum passed, it was the car she liked more than I did, but the one I wanted was going to take months longer to be built so I settled to keep her happy as she insisted it be an estate for her and my step-father’s wheelchairs on the one p ossible occasion a year I’d have both in the car. 


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Svend
07/23/2019 at 19:50

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Sorry to hear about Sandy :(


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/23/2019 at 19:59

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It was the second knock she’s had in four months at the time.

It happens. 


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Svend
07/23/2019 at 20:04

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life in the city, I suppose

but noooooooooooooo :(


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Kiltedpadre
07/24/2019 at 07:12

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They had a Town and Country? How old is their fleet?