#clubopenings Propaganda

"Party-vi" (party-vi)
07/23/2019 at 12:35 • Filed to: shitpost, #ClubOpenings, bad photoshop

DISCUSSION (100)

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Party-vi
07/23/2019 at 12:52

Can I renew my Oppositelock Platinum™ membership here?

Future next gen S2000 owner > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
07/23/2019 at 12:57

You can! Just send your social security number, PIN, credit cards, and bank account information to me!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Party-vi
07/23/2019 at 12:59

I liked your last recruitment poster better.

Kinja'd!!!

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Party-vi
07/23/2019 at 13:00

As a base level bronze shitposters , w here and how does one get the Ultra Deluxe G old membership™?

benjrblant > Party-vi
07/23/2019 at 13:06

i love the theme with these posters lately.

Cash Rewards > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
07/23/2019 at 13:10

They usually run specials around auto shows

https://oppositelock.kinja.com/jalopnik-gold-nyias-special-act-now-1654030503

CB > Party-vi
07/23/2019 at 13:16

But where do we request becoming a mod?

Hahahaha no never happening, that would be awful.

Maxima Speed > Party-vi
07/23/2019 at 13:31

I’m honored to do my part.

Kinja'd!!!

How am I doing?

Party-vi > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/23/2019 at 13:34

That’s one of my favorites as well.

Party-vi > CB
07/23/2019 at 13:36

I really have no clue how the mods were chosen other than someone working at GMG said “hey we’ve seen these names a lot let’s give them the keys to damn near everything”.

Party-vi > Maxima Speed
07/23/2019 at 13:37

This is bad and wrong. B adrong.

CB > Party-vi
07/23/2019 at 13:37

And it’s never been a problem*!

MonkeePuzzle > Party-vi
07/23/2019 at 13:39

well I’m an oppo author, where do I sign to join the shitposter reserve though?

MonkeePuzzle > Maxima Speed
07/23/2019 at 13:39

poorly. you cannot join the ranks with your bone spurs

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > Party-vi
07/23/2019 at 13:52

Long-time-lurker-first-time-caller: how does one ‘ join’ Oppo? I have been lurking for years , I love, respect and am open to all forms of automotive or motorized enthusiasm and the tolerance, inclusivity and relative maturity of Oppo , especially when compared to......other online forums for automotive stuff is fantastic!

I would love to share my experiences in fixing up a new-to-me glorious 1982 Volvo 244 (my second 240) in hopes that others can learn from my experiences and more importantly my frequent mistakes in the same way I have learned from and been inspired by Oppo in the past.

I guess what I mean to say is I have read the ‘rules of the road’ and I would like authorship on Oppo if possible please? :)

Party-vi > MonkeePuzzle
07/23/2019 at 13:56

Here’s the twist: you’ve been in the shitposter reserve THE WHOLE TIME!!

Party-vi > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick)
07/23/2019 at 13:58

Too many word. Less word is good . You in. Good luck. Don’t be dick.

MonkeePuzzle > Party-vi
07/23/2019 at 14:00

oh I see. It’s like the real army, sign up for one and you’re in for life. #StopLoss

Party-vi > MonkeePuzzle
07/23/2019 at 14:08

Kinja'd!!!

LJ909 > Party-vi
07/23/2019 at 14:10

I didn’ t know my stuff was shit post...

Party-vi > LJ909
07/23/2019 at 14:11

No baby it’s not like that. You’re special.

LJ909 > Party-vi
07/23/2019 at 14:14

Thank you I needed that.

facw > MonkeePuzzle
07/23/2019 at 14:16

My boss is a reservist and is out for a few weeks next month to take part in Trump’s surprise invasion of North Korea .

DrunkenGator > Party-vi
07/23/2019 at 14:39

But doctor... I am d ick!

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > Party-vi
07/23/2019 at 16:20

Shitposter ready to serve.

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > Party-vi
07/23/2019 at 17:47

Yes

E39, K5. Whatever it takes. > Party-vi
07/30/2019 at 12:10

Been posting f or quite some time but would love to author. Three new projects in the yard!

Everyone needs to share in the pain of a manual swap and quarter panel replacement!

Party-vi > E39, K5. Whatever it takes.
07/30/2019 at 13:54

added’d

subexpression > Party-vi
07/31/2019 at 23:28

Why not, Twitter alone isn’t sufficient for my shitposting. Plus now and then I have Car Thoughts and cars do not fit my secret Twitter shitposting persona.

Party-vi > subexpression
08/01/2019 at 07:49

Added. Use your new powers wisely.

macanamera > Party-vi
08/05/2019 at 23:07

i dont hate it

USUSGTO > Party-vi
08/07/2019 at 09:23

Can I be assigned this power to independently po st?

Party-vi > USUSGTO
08/07/2019 at 10:47

As of me typing this, you have ten (10) comments to your name. I’m wary of adding authors that literally show up yesterday . You’re in. Don’t be a dickf e r.

USUSGTO > Party-vi
08/07/2019 at 10:53

really appreciate it. And I do recogniz e your valid concern.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CB
08/07/2019 at 11:36

You don’t want that responsibility on oppo. Although it is supremely empowering being able to embiggen a post and grant authorshit to some of our other little sub blogs.

piratepantslarry > Party-vi
08/15/2019 at 15:03

Hello. Got room for one more guy who literally just showed up today instead of yesterday?

Worst case, if necessary, I can PM evidence of literary disasters from other sources to demonstrate that I string a couple of sentences together in an occasionally humorous manner, and I’ll at least let someone know five minutes in advance if I plan on publicly going off my rocker.

OpenBagTwo > Party-vi
08/17/2019 at 08:16

I made a separate account from my regular kinda just to quarantine all the stupid stuff car stuff I’m doing with Lego. Can I share my crap with Oppo?

By ways of audition, t his is the sort of garbage you can expect from this account:

https://openbagtwo.kinja.com/that-happy-racing-miatas-gif-is-even-dumber-in-lego-1837328387

InfiniteAntar > OpenBagTwo
08/17/2019 at 10:41

FWIW, this is me / I am this.

PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 > Party-vi
08/20/2019 at 23:06

Is it too late to get in on this club opening request to post ?

Party-vi > piratepantslarry
08/21/2019 at 08:46

Boop beep. Added. Don’t be a dickfer.

Party-vi > OpenBagTwo
08/21/2019 at 08:47

FYI we don’t allow multiple accounts from the same user (something about market stability or the DOW I have no idea) but I’m playing it fast and loose with the Mod shit recently so fuck it - you’re in, again. Don’t be a dickfer.

Party-vi > PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120
08/21/2019 at 08:48

Yes but I’ll add you anyway.

Pich, with Z32 now featuring Civic [Si] / No > Party-vi
08/22/2019 at 11:51

may i get your blessing to be able to post to Oppo?

Party-vi > Pich, with Z32 now featuring Civic [Si] / No
08/22/2019 at 11:53

BEHOLD MERE MORTAL! I HAVE BESTOWED THE GIFT OF AUTHORSHIP UPON THEE.

Pich, with Z32 now featuring Civic [Si] / No > Party-vi
08/22/2019 at 13:06

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

Oppenheimer - not missing my shitboxes anymore > Party-vi
08/22/2019 at 16:19

I’m a bit late here, I think, but as a brazilian living in UK I’d like to share a bit of the things I see on this side of the pond, plus things that happen in homeland.

ITOH, I might need a bit more time on Oppo to be able to post interesting stuff.

Party-vi > Oppenheimer - not missing my shitboxes anymore
08/22/2019 at 16:33

OMGWTFBBQ you’re in. Don’t dick it up.

Oppenheimer - not missing my shitboxes anymore > Party-vi
08/22/2019 at 16:51

Thank you Milord

dbeach84 > Party-vi
08/22/2019 at 19:11

I just tried to post my first Oppo article, but Opposite lock isn't showing up as an option (I requested, and received, authorship awhile back, or so I thought). Have I done something...unsavory?

Party-vi > dbeach84
08/23/2019 at 08:33

I’m seeing your account listed as “pending”. You should have received an “invitation” from oppositelock; you need to accept the authorship invitation. I just re-sent another.

hillrat > Party-vi
09/05/2019 at 14:26

So very late to this post, but here’s my pitch anyway.

I’m too old to keep playing rugby regularly and I can’t drink all the time so I need a new hobby and I think wrenching may be for me. I’ve done a little bit of stuff on my old car and now I’m getting ready to take the plunge and buy a project car in preparation for my 14 year old being old enough to drive. Rather than joining car specific forums to get/trade information, I’d prefer to be able to post on Oppo.

I work in the Pentagon, live in DC, and have hella funny stories.

What say ye?

Party-vi > hillrat
09/05/2019 at 15:52

WHY U HAVE BAD OPSEC?!

You’re in.

EastFumBuck > Party-vi
09/28/2019 at 14:15

I really wanted to share the blog post I wrote up today on Oppo, but alas.. it seems that I must first be considered worthy. I think that the post speaks for itself?

https://eastfumbuck.kinja.com/ethiopia-is-an-auto-time-capsule-just-like-its-former-1838569002

Party-vi > EastFumBuck
10/03/2019 at 19:18

bingo bango bongo you’re in. Just accept the invitation and you should be able to post to Oppositelock.

EastFumBuck > Party-vi
10/04/2019 at 07:30

Thank you! Day made.

Stephen Rivers > Party-vi
10/12/2019 at 19:57

Everything i post would be extremely pedantic.... If that's acceptable I'll be happy to bore everyone.

Stephen Rivers > Party-vi
10/15/2019 at 00:22

What’s a guy gotta do to get approved? Write a few articles on their own? Cause I've done that... Please please please

wpanik: now owns zero automatics > Party-vi
11/06/2019 at 08:55

Any chance I could start sharing some moto-content from time to time?

https://wpanik.kinja.com/triumph-motorcycles-releases-exciting-new-versions-of-t-1839648813

Party-vi > wpanik: now owns zero automatics
11/06/2019 at 15:05

YOU HAVE BEEN ADDED MERE MORTAL.

wpanik: now owns zero automatics > Party-vi
11/06/2019 at 15:16

So yeah, that was more intense than I expect, BUT I AM STOKED.

TRivet > Party-vi
11/25/2019 at 11:14

Is it possible to be added to post content? Automotive/enthusiast related.

Thank you.

https://trivet.kinja.com/i-finally-did-it-1840028832

Party-vi > TRivet
11/25/2019 at 14:26

This is a soft yes, which I guess is an outright yes. Welcome aboard.

TRivet > Party-vi
11/25/2019 at 15:02

I’m honored sir!

TheSixSpeed > Party-vi
11/26/2019 at 01:13

Hello! I’m extremely late to this party. I’ve been around for a bit but I decided to start fresh and write mediocre car reviews as a hobby. May I be invited in?

Party-vi > TheSixSpeed
11/26/2019 at 05:46

Why the hell not - welcome aboard.

ihads0methingforthis > Party-vi
11/26/2019 at 14:43

Is this where we get a shitposting license?

Regulus > Party-vi
11/26/2019 at 15:06

May I also request passage to the land of authorship? Some content might even be auto-related.

Jim Spanfeller > Party-vi
11/29/2019 at 13:27

Can I enter the great and mighty Oppositelock? I have decent writing ability, a ‘66 Thunderbird, and my mind is a useless automotive information sponge. If those aren’t good credentials, I don’t know what are. If you’re still not convinced, have this picture of a weird car:

Kinja'd!!!

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Party-vi
12/03/2019 at 17:23

Hello, I am looking for an outlet for my automotive knowledge and ideas before my brain explodes from impatience). I have been a moderately active commenter and reader for some time (account had to be recreated so only goes back a week) and love and respect this remarkable community. May I be allowed into the Oppo Club?

Party-vi > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
12/06/2019 at 12:02

Added mang

Party-vi > Jim Spanfeller
12/06/2019 at 12:02

Closing the loop on this - looks like you’re in.

Party-vi > Regulus
12/06/2019 at 12:03

Added’d

Party-vi > ihads0methingforthis
12/06/2019 at 12:03

LICENSE GRANTED

Sammyno55 > Party-vi
12/09/2019 at 14:16

Request permission to post.

Party-vi > Sammyno55
12/09/2019 at 15:19

pesimmon granted’d

PlaysWellWithNOthers > Party-vi
12/09/2019 at 17:03

Request permission to post, please. Thanks.

Party-vi > PlaysWellWithNOthers
12/10/2019 at 06:29

granted’d

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Party-vi
12/13/2019 at 11:57

Hi! Hope you’re doing well.

I’d had a few OPPO folks ask if I could begin to post about some of my project cars, so was wondering if I could be added to authorship status? We just did a Sonora trip in an old FJ so I had some pics to post of that adventure as a start.

Thanks!

DirtyDodge > Party-vi
12/14/2019 at 21:47

I can has posting abilities please

AdamB > Party-vi
12/15/2019 at 08:13

Request permission to post please.

Party-vi > AdamB
12/16/2019 at 07:49

granted

Party-vi > DirtyDodge
12/16/2019 at 07:50

fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

Party-vi > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
12/16/2019 at 07:51

aight

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Party-vi
12/16/2019 at 08:45

Thanks!

cberg > Party-vi
12/27/2019 at 23:10

Hey folks I would like to Oppo more constuctively & it took me ages to find the thread to do so. I have a Volvo V50 & hope to expand my fleet in the near(ish) future. I wind up on the occasional test drive & love to meet gearhead folks.

Also I work on GPS automation tech but I drive stick - for now. Thanks for clicking!

Party-vi > cberg
12/30/2019 at 07:52

boosh. added.

QCGoose > Party-vi
01/16/2020 at 07:56

Was just pointed to this thread for Oppo authorship by our friend facw. Been on Oppo for quite a few years and have enjoyed the community.

Please and thank you!

Party-vi > QCGoose
01/16/2020 at 10:34

Added, you hooligan.

QCGoose > Party-vi
01/16/2020 at 10:41

Thanks!

jebidia24 > Party-vi
01/20/2020 at 14:39

I know this is an old post but I would like to get authorship. I swear I’m cool, the guy at the door will vouch for me.

Party-vi > jebidia24
01/21/2020 at 07:29

Added’d

Jake Margle > Party-vi
01/23/2020 at 12:34

May I have a little publishing permission? As a treat?

Party-vi > Jake Margle
01/27/2020 at 07:45

Have at it. You’re in. Accept the invitation and you should see an option to post to Oppositelock.

Jake Margle > Party-vi
01/27/2020 at 18:43

Bless you

jeepoftheseus > Party-vi
01/28/2020 at 23:14

Any chance that I could join these fine ranks of a uthorship ? Currently on a burner (can burners go legit? ) but have lurked for a long time. I can start off with an exciting story about how just hours ago quite a large deer decided to disrupt the sheet metal on my vehicle. The deer lived, as did the GM product, I reckon it’s a draw.

Cheers.

Party-vi > jeepoftheseus
01/29/2020 at 07:00

Added’d

jeepoftheseus > Party-vi
01/29/2020 at 08:15

Thanks!

Notchback88 > Party-vi
02/06/2020 at 14:18

If possible I’d like to start writing here as well. Largely diatribes about GM engineering, Fiero repair blogs, and advice seeking for my next car purchase. I’ve lurked here for a while, and been a commenter/lurker on Jalopnik for years now.

Party-vi > Notchback88
02/07/2020 at 07:15

donezo

Jacca > Party-vi
02/15/2020 at 06:12

I would like to post. Pics of street finds an d random musings. In the city of Gritty