Rev up your quirks

"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2) 07/22/2019 at 13:14 • Filed to: Doug DeMuro, Daddy Doug, Scotty Kilmer, shitpost

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Just when you think you’ve seen it all, well, here you go:

What fucking timeline are we on?

Future next gen S2000 owner > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/22/2019 at 13:19

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I’d go to that wedding.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Future next gen S2000 owner 07/22/2019 at 13:20

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I’d shrewdly negotiate my way to the front row. 

Nibby > Future next gen S2000 owner 07/22/2019 at 13:25

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i’d like to be a fly on the wall for that occasion

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/22/2019 at 13:28

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This is like watching the Red Sox versus the Yankees. The only correct thing is to root for blood on all sides.

McMike > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/22/2019 at 13:29

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Did anything prompt this, or is Scotty just randomly picking on a product Doug endorsed?

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/22/2019 at 13:30

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K O V E <--- Crap

promoted by the color red > Future next gen S2000 owner 07/22/2019 at 13:31

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I’d go just for the vows.

i86hotdogs > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 07/22/2019 at 13:32

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IDK I bought one of those speakers through RCR’s promotion ($70) and love the thing. 

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > McMike 07/22/2019 at 13:32

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The latter from what I’ve seen in the video.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/22/2019 at 13:32

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And I’d find a way to sell a chevy squarebody, a corvette, and two brand new Fords before they finish their vows. Ebay will ban me for my tricks though.

The Ghost of Oppo > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/22/2019 at 13:32

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random001 > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/22/2019 at 13:33

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I’m not a fan of Scotty, really, but that was deliciously savage...

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > i86hotdogs 07/22/2019 at 13:33

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But according to Our Lord and Savior in the # blessed image above,

K O V E <--- Crap

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/22/2019 at 13:33

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Oh, right. Every time Scotty does a clickbait video he sounds drunker and drunker every minute that passes in the video.

2.4 m illion subs... people who wait eagerly for every posting justifying a 94 Celica again.

Then again if I had 2.4 million subs, I’d probably make the same videos, that’s a cash cow waiting to be milked. 

i86hotdogs > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 07/22/2019 at 13:34

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I’ll probably never watch that video, why does he think that?

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/22/2019 at 13:34

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I wondered when this might happen. I might get that Manoos Restart! Try it on the old cars.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/22/2019 at 13:37

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Doug, Scotty, ChrisFix, in a three way death match. Who ya got? I’d put my money on Chris honestly. Doug is small, so he’s obviously not gonna put any sort of damage on the other two, and Scotty is full of rage and nimble for his age, working on cars all day without a lift, but Chris is younger than the two and from the few pictures that can be hunted down of him, a decent sized dude, so he could probably take on Scotty in a 1-on-1. Doug would probably get ignored and take cheap shots, now that I think about it.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/22/2019 at 13:39

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SCOTTDOUG!

Chariotoflove > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/22/2019 at 13:40

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I don’t know who this Kilmer guy is, but I’m guessing that Doug is smiling with every letter he thumb types in reply , because he’s become the guy someone else is trying to knock down. It’s a backwards kind of coronation that will only fill his pockets more.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/22/2019 at 13:42

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I don't want to watch it and have my recommends filled with his crap (I'm quite enjoying them being full of Babymetal at the moment) but I wonder if he bought one just to crap on Doug or if he was sponsored with one and is turning around and crapping on the sponsor and Doug.

and 100 more > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 07/22/2019 at 13:42

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Check out mah HAWT TAKESSSS!

and 100 more > Future next gen S2000 owner 07/22/2019 at 13:42

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But which one w/ throw the bouquet?

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > and 100 more 07/22/2019 at 13:44

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REV UP YOUR CRINGING

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/22/2019 at 13:46

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Who’da thunk the T stood for Tavarish

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > i86hotdogs 07/22/2019 at 13:47

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Psh , beats me. I haven’t watched it either and never will, I’m just shitposting lol

For Sweden > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/22/2019 at 13:49

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This is what happens when you leave Oppo, Doug.

For Sweden > McMike 07/22/2019 at 13:50

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Putting “Doug DeMuro” in your title probably helps please the algorithm.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > The Ghost of Oppo 07/22/2019 at 13:53

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AAAAAHM KEEENY RAWJERZ

WELCOME TO JAAAAA-KASSSSSSSSS

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 07/22/2019 at 14:06

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I watched up to that part. He says he tried it and it’s overpriced and his endor sed one that costs under $50 (now $60+) sounds better.

I don’t want a cupholder taken up by a speaker that auto connects to my phone all the time. For old cars without BT support a new single din head unit is like $100. Must be for people who have no sound system at all. 

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/22/2019 at 14:17

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TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/22/2019 at 14:19

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jimz > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/22/2019 at 14:21

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hey guess what Scotty? I’m not interested in your personal spat. Oh, and a lot of times I think you’re  full of crap too!

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > jimz 07/22/2019 at 14:27

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“ A lot of times”

Understatement of the century.

shop-teacher > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/22/2019 at 14:32

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Scotty is a dangerous hack, and I will never ever click on his garbage again.

i86hotdogs > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 07/22/2019 at 14:32

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I’m currently setting up an amp and speakers in the van, this is a good filler until I’m done with it. I took this to the beach last week and it was great. 

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > i86hotdogs 07/22/2019 at 14:37

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Ah, see, you’re in audio transition, this makes sense for that, and its portability.

I have found in the wild, I needed a larger speaker as they were for social events with crowds of people. But for you, on a beach, that makes more sense. 

UserNotFound > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/22/2019 at 14:45

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Who the fuck is that guy anyway? I see his mug in thumbnails on youtube or something but I have never clicked because they looked like ads.

ranwhenparked > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/22/2019 at 14:46

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I believe therapists call this projection. 

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > UserNotFound 07/22/2019 at 14:46

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You’re better off not knowing.

Please take my word for it.

Please.

UserNotFound > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/22/2019 at 14:49

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Yeah I don’t trust people who wear transition lenses.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/22/2019 at 14:51

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We are in the MAGA timeline where the Romulans defeat the Federation...

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/22/2019 at 15:11

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Can I get a tl;dr? Because I’m not watching that.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/22/2019 at 15:12

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Celica owner is says Kove speaker isn’t worth the price he saw on amazon, uses clickbait in video title, Douglas responds.

WilliamsSW > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/22/2019 at 15:46

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Seriously - I don’t want to watch it and I don’t want to give that clown any of my precious clicks. 

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/22/2019 at 15:51

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What even is a Kove speaker? It looks like one of those silly pillbox speakers you can buy at Target or whatever.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/22/2019 at 15:57

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It’s a mediocre  speaker from what I’ve heard.

Discerning > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/22/2019 at 16:00

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YouTube is an awful place filled with largely awful content made by mostly awful individuals.

superdave847 > UserNotFound 07/22/2019 at 16:30

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I watched one of his videos. It basically said don’t buy used 996  Porsches or used Mercedes coupes. Not much insight.

superdave847 > For Sweden 07/22/2019 at 16:31

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Hopefully Salomondrin makes the next title!

superdave847 > Discerning 07/22/2019 at 16:34

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I like watching 911% and Kies Autosport.

M.T. Blake > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/22/2019 at 16:54

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It’s not like anyone else ever disagrees with him... crap. 

Derpwagon > UserNotFound 07/22/2019 at 17:11

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Hey now >:[

fintail > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/22/2019 at 17:17

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Every now and then I think the way everyone under 50 or so bemoans the boomers is unfair.  Then I see Kilmer, and I think there’s not enough loathing of that demographic.   He’s a generation personified.

Nick Has an Exocet > Derpwagon 07/22/2019 at 18:50

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It’s not that they aren’t trustworthy, you just need to know that you’re about to have a “memorable” conversation. 

19JRC99 > UserNotFound 07/22/2019 at 18:51

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Well then

:(

Nick Has an Exocet > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/22/2019 at 18:53

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I like my megaboom speaker. It makes proper sound at a decent volume. Never once did I think “I should get a Kove speaker because youtubers said so”. I did buy a Vincero watch once and honestly, it’s all the watch someone needs who doesn’t typically wear watches. Good enough to make watch people check it out, but not pretentious or requiring that you wear it every day so that it self winds. 

Derpwagon > Nick Has an Exocet 07/22/2019 at 18:55

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I’m perfectly capable of having an entirely forgettable conversation, t hank you very much.

ranwhenparked > UserNotFound 07/22/2019 at 19:33

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You don't trust Larry David?

ranwhenparked > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/22/2019 at 19:35

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I’ve heard not horrible, but probably not worth the price.

Honestly, the YouTube influencers shilling for those shitty Chinese MVMT watches are far more egregious. 

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Nick Has an Exocet 07/22/2019 at 19:39

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I’m quite happy with my JBL Charge 4. I got it on one of those Prime promotion weeks earlier this year.

Nick Has an Exocet > Derpwagon 07/22/2019 at 20:08

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H ahaha <3

My roommate has transitional lenses. No one ever walks away from talking to her and thinks “I’ll forget that in 5 minutes ”. It took me months to stop introducing herself to people as “Hi I’m Megan and I want to die to Mars.”

Nick Has an Exocet > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/22/2019 at 20:09

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Yeah those were a contender when I was last shopping for one! They make good stuff.

Derpwagon > Nick Has an Exocet 07/25/2019 at 19:24

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*insert raised eyebrow emoti-thing*

Nick Has an Exocet > Derpwagon 07/25/2019 at 19:43

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Here you go: Password is “vice”

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Derpwagon > Nick Has an Exocet 07/25/2019 at 22:37

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Oh yeah I remember hearing about that.