A tale of two snails

Kinja'd!!! "Cé hé sin" (michael-m-mouse)
07/21/2019 at 16:53 • Filed to: Nissan S-Cargo

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Yesterday I saw a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . This one, to be precise.

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Then, as you do, I found another almost literally around the corner. Sadly, it was in a rather different state. I’m guessing it may have donated parts of itself to the running one. Bonus two Renault Moduses, neither very well.

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Given its state of dereliction, Snail 2 isn’t in as bad a state externally as I expected. It doesn’t seem to be rusty for a start, which is quite an accomplishment for a thirty year old car never intended to last. The key’s still in the ignition.


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Cé hé sin
07/21/2019 at 17:08

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A. That ancient digital font on Snail 2 is amazing.
B. The Ironman ripoff logo on Snail 1 is amazing.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Cé hé sin
07/21/2019 at 17:21

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The s cargo is a hateful little shitbox

Great as a billboard..shit as a car


Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
07/21/2019 at 17:33

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Your opinion is invalid and utterly to be deprecated.

I think they’re cute. Never driven one mind.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Cé hé sin
07/21/2019 at 17:36

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I think they are cute

Drove one for deliveries

Make of that what you will


Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
07/21/2019 at 17:45

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So, it wasn’t the best delivery vehicle?


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Cé hé sin
07/21/2019 at 17:51

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It drank as much oil as fuel and had the worst automatic known to man

And the seats weren't comfy


Kinja'd!!! Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
07/21/2019 at 18:26

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It was based on the Micra, wasn’t it? A car renowned for being sold only to people who hate cars.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Cé hé sin
07/22/2019 at 03:51

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2nd one is not much longer for this world i’m guessing