Tired: Becoming an Astronaut to Go to Space

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
07/18/2019 at 23:03 • Filed to: Spacelopnik, Space, NASA, Astronaut, Corvette, c8

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Wired: becoming an astronaut to sell Chevrolets.


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! Tim (Fractal Footwork) > For Sweden
07/18/2019 at 23:09

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10 minutes, but phew! there’s the transition...


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Tim (Fractal Footwork)
07/18/2019 at 23:10

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Asking a fighter pilot to give a public speech is always a bad idea.


Kinja'd!!! Nick Has an Exocet > For Sweden
07/18/2019 at 23:15

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Yeah that was brutal. Astronauts are far too dry to do big presentations. Astronauts doing GM presentations is like eating a beef jerky sandwich on stale rye bread... with grated dried Parmesan cheese.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Nick Has an Exocet
07/18/2019 at 23:16

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You know those people who actually chose to study math and engineering? Surely they are personable and charismatic enough to launch our product.


Kinja'd!!! promoted by the color red > For Sweden
07/18/2019 at 23:28

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Wow, rude! My mom says I’m cool. 


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > For Sweden
07/19/2019 at 02:54

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please send me to space if the astronauts are busy doing the sales pitch thing, thanks