"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 07/18/2019 at 14:10 • Filed to: None

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Tripper > HammerheadFistpunch 07/18/2019 at 14:16

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Hah this is good oppo

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > HammerheadFistpunch 07/18/2019 at 14:21

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“I’ll remember where I  set down that socket”

LastFirstMI is my name > HammerheadFistpunch 07/18/2019 at 14:24

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Hi my name’s Don, and I’ve been Car-purchase-free for four months now. Some days are hard, but when I look at  my garage full of beautiful cars I know it’s worth it. Oh wait is that an E46 M3 for sale.... 

Tripper > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/18/2019 at 14:24

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I actually think the opposite with tools. I’ll put it in a dumb place and think “that’s a dumb place for that” then I leave it and forget about it.

Arrivederci > HammerheadFistpunch 07/18/2019 at 14:26

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Going on five months myself.  Still can’t help trolling AutoTrader and CL routinely, lol.

MonkeePuzzle > HammerheadFistpunch 07/18/2019 at 14:40

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rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S > HammerheadFistpunch 07/18/2019 at 14:45

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I am feeling super judged rn.

Tapas > HammerheadFistpunch 07/18/2019 at 14:48

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To curb future purchases, but a 20 year old G erman or I talian car.

Many of your future moneys will be spent on keeping the same car, so you won’t be able to afford another one.

SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > Tapas 07/18/2019 at 15:17

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Can confirm

Future Heap Owner > HammerheadFistpunch 07/18/2019 at 15:18

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You can tell them to your spouse, too! They tend to find them less funny.

i86hotdogs > HammerheadFistpunch 07/18/2019 at 15:24

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“Two cars and a bike are plenty”

*me 43 seconds later*

“THAT RANGER HAS A MANUAL AND A CLEAN TITLE”

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > MonkeePuzzle 07/18/2019 at 15:41

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No grammatical errors or spelling mistakes...obviously a fake

MonkeePuzzle > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 07/18/2019 at 15:43

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the windows 10 edition of mspaint has spellcheck

NojustNo > HammerheadFistpunch 07/18/2019 at 16:42

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This hits close to home.....i didn’t make it  3 months.

OmerCarrothers333 > HammerheadFistpunch 07/18/2019 at 17:11

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My wife said she’d divorce me if I bought another car after I got my GTI.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Tapas 07/18/2019 at 19:23

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Oh...so THAT'S my problem. Although I have owned it since it was new...

Stef Schrader > HammerheadFistpunch 07/19/2019 at 02:58

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can’t buy anything if you don’t have any money

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please kill me

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Stef Schrader 07/19/2019 at 09:47

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If we killed you the world would be devoid of puffalump love

Stef Schrader > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/19/2019 at 11:22

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:( Puffalumps are lovable, though. That’s their whole schtick. They exist to be loved. It is impossible not to love them. They’re too good.