"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
07/17/2019 at 22:58 • Filed to: Police Blotter
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"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
07/17/2019 at 22:58 • Filed to: Police Blotter | 5
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1:04 a.m. Two youths were listening to loud music and hitting trashcans.
1:14 a.m. Two other youths broke into someone’s backyard to go swimming.
2:29 a.m. Someone was stumbling down the street.
6:38 a.m. A raft was stolen in West Glacier.
8:23 a.m. A Kalispell man called police to ask what he should do with his friend’s stuff now that his friend is in jail.
8:34 a.m. Someone was working in their garden and reportedly found a set of car keys.
8:53 a.m. Someone saw some people switch license plates on a car and they thought that was pretty suspicious.
9:22 a.m. Four dogs were roaming the streets of Kalispell.
9:53 a.m. Three vehicles were stolen outside of a Kalispell business.
10:02 a.m. A cat was shot in Martin City. The cat was expected to survive but needed surgery. The owner of the cat does not have any suspects.
10:50 a.m. A Columbia Falls man was screaming at a child.
11:21 a.m. A Kalispell man wanted to know if he could shut the water off on his renters.
11:37 a.m. A child was running down the road. Someone thought that was pretty weird.
12:22 p.m. A local man wanted to know if it was safe to go home.
1:17 p.m. Someone was waving a gun down by the side of the highway.
2:38 p.m. Someone was getting high in a station wagon.
3:11 p.m. A man was acting suspicious around Glacier National Park.
3:46 p.m. Someone was parked illegally on the side of the road.
4:10 p.m. A dog damaged some property.
4:30 p.m. A Kalispell man wanted to know how he could kick someone out of his house.
4:50 p.m. Someone driving through Kalispell yelled “Hey! Do you have heroin!?” out his car window.
4:58 p.m. A drunken woman was found in the bushes.
5:23 p.m. Someone near Glacier Park was yelling about ice cream treats and how another person was trying to kill him.
8:31 p.m. A suspicious car was reported in Hungry Horse.
9:16 p.m. A group of males were yelling at each other.
10:20 p.m. A Kalispell man reported that his girlfriend was high on meth while driving around town.
10:21 p.m. A dog was running around down by the train tracks.
11:04 p.m. Someone called to make an anonymous tip about underaged drinking.
11:05 p.m. Some obnoxious karaoke music was reportedly coming from a Kalispell restaurant.
11:39 p.m. A Whitefish man said his ex-girlfriend was not too happy with him and his new girlfriend.
11:25 p.m. A bachelor party near West Glacier included an excessive amount of guns and alcohol. Apparently, the party was making quite a bit of noise for much of the evening but then went quiet. A nearby resident decided to call police because that was suspicious.
11:30 p.m. Someone called 911 to rave about the 1991 movie “Sleeping with the Enemy.”
Just Jeepin'
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
07/17/2019 at 23:05 |
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9:22 a.m. Four dogs were roaming the streets of Kalispell.
9:53 a.m. Three vehicles were stolen outside of a Kalispell business.
10:02 a.m. A cat was shot in Martin City.
12:22 p.m. A local man wanted to know if it was safe to go home.
1:17 p.m. Someone was waving a gun down by the side of the highway.
2:38 p.m. Someone was getting high in a station wagon.
3:11 p.m. A man was acting suspicious around Glacier National Park.
3:46 p.m. Someone was parked illegally on the side of the road.
4:10 p.m. A dog damaged some property.
Always entertaining to make the connections. I love the idea that the dogs were on a crime spree.
smobgirl
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
07/18/2019 at 00:11 |
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I don’t often comment on these but I love reading them.
Merfthemadmauler
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
07/18/2019 at 00:43 |
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Karaoke is always obnoxious.
SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
07/18/2019 at 01:58 |
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The bloke that writes these is a bonafide genius. I just imagine mad giggling and the occasional chortle leaking out of his cubicle when deadline is approaching...
pip bip - choose Corrour
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
07/18/2019 at 03:46 |
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so did the guy get some heroin in the end?
You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
07/18/2019 at 08:01 |
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3:11 p.m. A man was acting suspicious aroun d Glacier National Park.
Way to narrow down the location there.