"i86hotdogs" (i86hotdogs)
07/17/2019 at 18:00 • Filed to: None
1
3|
"i86hotdogs" (i86hotdogs)
07/17/2019 at 18:00 • Filed to: None | 1
| 3 |
For playing the sport for almost 20 years, everyone including myself are surprised I don’t care for the Madden video game series. Maybe it’s because I was never good at it . Or because the game is essentially the same every year with different players.
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
Regardless, I first read !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! a decade ago. And it still makes me cry with laughter. This guy, Ethan Albright, was rated horribly low on Madden 2007. He’s a longsnapper, so you really do not need decent ratings on speed, catching, tackling, etc.
In retaliation, he writes a strongly (very explicit) worded letter to John Madden himself. Even though John has little to no say on the player’s ratings. Some snippets include the following:
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
Give it a read for some laughs. Be warned of language and profanity.
OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
> i86hotdogs
07/17/2019 at 18:05 |
|
Textured Soy Protein
> i86hotdogs
07/17/2019 at 20:19 |
|
It wasn’t him , unfortunately.
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
|
i86hotdogs
> Textured Soy Protein
07/18/2019 at 11:16 |
|
I will accept this as the truth, but will continue to think he wrote it for my own entertainment.