"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
07/15/2019 at 15:09 • Filed to: None
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OPPOsaurus WRX
> Textured Soy Protein
07/15/2019 at 15:14 |
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I love getting those calls. Last time they called I s aid I had a 2018 Pontiac
BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
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07/15/2019 at 15:16 |
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“What are the year, make, and model of your vehicle?”
“1993 Ford Tem...”
*hang up noise*
Nibby
> BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
07/15/2019 at 15:33 |
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warranties are useless if your car is perfection
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
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07/15/2019 at 15:35 |
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I’ve been getting a ton of those on my work line. I even answered it once.
HammerheadFistpunch
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07/15/2019 at 15:36 |
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Here’s how the last one of those calls went
“hello sir I am here to talk to you today about your warranty expiring and to offer you an extended factory warranty can i...”
“I’m sorry you must have the wrong person, I don’t own a factory.”
*CLICK*
The Ghost of Oppo
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07/15/2019 at 15:39 |
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It should be illegal for any non government entity to stamp “Important Information” on mailing envelopes .
Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
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07/15/2019 at 16:10 |
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“Sir I would like to talk to you about the extended warranty for your vehicle”
“Really? You guys warranty 25 yo Chryslers with 200k miles?”
“...................” *click*
f86sabre
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07/15/2019 at 20:15 |
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nerd_racing
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07/16/2019 at 09:18 |
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The last one that came to me went like this:
“well which car are you calling about? I have 3.”
“Which ever one you drive the most.”
“I drive them all equally, I take turns.”
“Oh, well which one is the hardest to get parts for.”
“How about my 1993 Ford Festiva with a Ford Escort GT engine swapped into it ? Or the 1993 Autozam AZ-1?”
“A what?”
“The Autozam, most parts have to come from Japan.”
“uhh... *click*”