What is even happening?

"PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012) 07/15/2019 at 12:05 • Filed to: None

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Allegedly over a million people want to go storm area 51... unless they have something else more fun to do that day. Seems on par for facebook group... BUT

Air force says they stand ready to defend American Interests.... soooo willing to kill over million citizens???

WHAT IS IN AREA 51???

Aliens? We can’t see?

<< American curio sity intensifies >>

HammerheadFistpunch > PartyPooper2012 07/15/2019 at 12:15

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Well if there is really something in there to protect, there is going to be some great alien technology that is about to convince a million people they’d rather go home and overpay their taxes instead.  

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > PartyPooper2012 07/15/2019 at 12:16

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The American public as a whole cannot handle what may be hiding in Area 51.

PartyPooper2012 > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness 07/15/2019 at 12:17

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maybe, but I feel like it should be up to American public to decide..

PartyPooper2012 > HammerheadFistpunch 07/15/2019 at 12:19

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Americans have that thwarted - we ain’ t got no monies

CobraJoe > PartyPooper2012 07/15/2019 at 12:19

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75% won’t show up, 10% will chicken out at the sight of the fence, 10% won’t be able to climb the fence, and the last 5% will pee their pants when they get lit up by the spot light.

The few that get through (the margin of error in the percentages), will be completely stopped by a locked door.

B est case scenario: All the people that show up and chicken out will eventually start a new burning man type festival, or maybe even a trend of partying outside of military installations.  

PartyPooper2012 > CobraJoe 07/15/2019 at 12:20

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I was just thinking... Oppo meet?

HammerheadFistpunch > PartyPooper2012 07/15/2019 at 12:22

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Damn you prime day!

450X_FTW > PartyPooper2012 07/15/2019 at 12:22

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Why is no one else concerned about what is being kept secret at Area 1 through Area 50!?

CobraJoe > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness 07/15/2019 at 12:23

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I’d love for people to find out it was alien tech that is amazingly below the tech level we were in the 50s.  

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > PartyPooper2012 07/15/2019 at 12:23

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We’ll create a “dust”screen by doing donut in the desert to distracto them guards.

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > PartyPooper2012 07/15/2019 at 12:24

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You’ve clearly not met the American public........

Under_Score > PartyPooper2012 07/15/2019 at 12:28

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It’s basic, but this cracked me up.

nermal > PartyPooper2012 07/15/2019 at 12:30

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I’m personally rooting for at least one alien to escape the facility .

The real question is, what movie got aliens right? Independence Day? Alien? District 9? MIB? ET?

Nick Has an Exocet > PartyPooper2012 07/15/2019 at 12:32

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I remember hearing that there were signs warning of a mine field. Please let there be a mine field.

For Sweden > PartyPooper2012 07/15/2019 at 12:35

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Imagine trying to break into a place that is full of drunk nerds, Air Scouts, and rocks.

PartyPooper2012 > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness 07/15/2019 at 12:37

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I am 1/1024 American Public

PartyPooper2012 > For Sweden 07/15/2019 at 12:38

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imagine strongest air force in the world shooting you and trying to kill you for that?

PartyPooper2012 > Nick Has an Exocet 07/15/2019 at 12:39

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Heresay! No minefield. CHARGE!!!

PartyPooper2012 > nermal 07/15/2019 at 12:40

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ooooh! MIB has all sorts.. .so that probably has the best chance. 

PartyPooper2012 > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 07/15/2019 at 12:42

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What? No. I don’t wanna participate... but I want to be ready when alien spaceships roll out for some donuts. Take an intergallactic rideout 

For Sweden > PartyPooper2012 07/15/2019 at 12:42

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They won’t shoot you; they just have the legal authority to shoot you for trespassing. They are more interested in apprehending and prosecuting you for espionage.

PartyPooper2012 > 450X_FTW 07/15/2019 at 12:43

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Those areas contain aliens that are sub-par . Insects of the galaxy if you will. Nothing to write home about. 

PartyPooper2012 > For Sweden 07/15/2019 at 12:45

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well, to be convicted of espionage, you must be a spy of a foreign entity - government, company, etc. Since stormers will mostly be A mericans... without jobs or at least on their day off ... i bet any attorney worth his weight in salt will be able to get them out of trouble

punkgoose17 > PartyPooper2012 07/15/2019 at 12:46

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Milky > PartyPooper2012 07/15/2019 at 12:48

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Could we petition the government to tell us whats there?  Get a tour or whatever?  It is a democracy, we the people and whatnot.  

PartyPooper2012 > Milky 07/15/2019 at 12:50

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You are asking the government to tell you what’s there? Same government that will shoot over a million of its own citizens to prevent them from seeing what’s there?

Yep. They will tell you the truth.

Milky > PartyPooper2012 07/15/2019 at 13:00

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Nah they won’t ... just wondering if there is technically a legal route to making things declassified.

Like, if a million people will say they’re going on facebook, then surely many would also sign a petition.  

450X_FTW > PartyPooper2012 07/15/2019 at 13:01

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That sounds just like something THEY want you to think!

PartyPooper2012 > Milky 07/15/2019 at 13:05

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We saw this happen with DoNotCall registry. Initially it was not government supported activity, but when 2 million people signed up in matter of hours, it was clear people didn’t want unsolicited calls from telemarketers.

Could also happen here, but I am guessing the National Security card will be played.

PartyPooper2012 > 450X_FTW 07/15/2019 at 13:06

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soooo...then...seems it might be easier to get into areas < 51 first.

Where do we start? Area 0 or Area 1?

punkgoose17 > CobraJoe 07/15/2019 at 13:06

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At least 1 folk punk musician is showing up:

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > PartyPooper2012 07/15/2019 at 13:40

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Area 51 is too high-profile to have anything good in it. They used to test top secret aircraft there, now they don’t really. The really good stuff is all at WPAFB.

NKato > PartyPooper2012 07/15/2019 at 13:46

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I’m tired of hearing about it. Human stupidity is what it is. 

PartyPooper2012 > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 07/15/2019 at 15:44

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