"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile) 07/12/2019 at 13:07 • Filed to: far side friday

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random001 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/12/2019 at 13:09

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Heh.  nice.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/12/2019 at 13:16

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AMC/Renauledge > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/12/2019 at 13:23

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I was one of those kids who loved The Far Side, and didn’t pay much attention to Calvin & Hobbes, which everyone else constantly raved about.

These make me happy.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 07/12/2019 at 13:23

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“Villains!” I shrieked, “dissemble no more! I admit the deed!—tear up the planks! here, here!—It is the peeing of his hideous bladder!”

Hmm. Doesn’t quite work.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/12/2019 at 14:03

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I just imagine a saggy grey organ, dripping like a leaky grocery bag... and it’s not exactly a thrill ride

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 07/12/2019 at 15:40

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|saggy grey organ, dripping

Worst porno elevator pitch. Ever.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 07/12/2019 at 15:46

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“Okay, so hear me out...”
“you have 60 seconds.”
“So this young virile guy walks over to the receptionist, and says he needs to send a fax”
“Get to the point.”
“And then he busts out his saggy, grey organ, dripping slightly, while the erection barely keeps place a small stack of papers and then the music starts ”
“... You’re hired”

wkiernan > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 07/12/2019 at 18:15

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Geez, come on, it’s not like I haven’t read enough ab out that Alan Dershowitz joke r lately .

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > wkiernan 07/12/2019 at 18:51

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I did not expect to see a Dershowitz reference