Damn Redcoats

"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone) 07/08/2019 at 14:33 • Filed to: None

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With their advanced technology.

Ash78, voting early and often > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/08/2019 at 14:39

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Yorktown 1781....or Lyon 2019?

E90M3 > Ash78, voting early and often 07/08/2019 at 14:45

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Also yes. 

random001 > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/08/2019 at 14:48

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What you did there, I see it.

For Sweden > Ash78, voting early and often 07/08/2019 at 14:51

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Moscow 2018

facw > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/08/2019 at 15:02

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I’m going to quote him again here because really it’s amazing how much wrongness he managed to cram into a short period. I can come up with explanations for what some of it should be, but the whole thing is such a mess...

In June of 1775, the Continental Congress created a unified Army out of the Revolutionary Forces encamped around Boston and New York, and named after the great George Washington, commander in chief. The Continental Army suffered a bitter winter of Valley Forge, found glory across the waters of the Delaware and seized victory from Cornwallis of Yorktown.

Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rocket’s red glare it had nothing but victory. And when dawn came, their star-spangled banner waved defiant.

ttyymmnn > facw 07/08/2019 at 15:11

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Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

NO!

Stable genius indeed. 

WilliamsSW > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/08/2019 at 15:28

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Bonus points because I thought for sure the airplane was a ‘Murican 777, but it’s a commie Airbus

nerd_racing > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 07/08/2019 at 15:55

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Man, and I thought they were all waiting in line to be sucked into the turbine. 

Dusty Ventures > facw 07/09/2019 at 16:00

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Ignoring the airport bit, which is the best by far, you’ve got Washington being Commander in Chief, naming things after Washington prematurely , a star spangled banner that hadn’t been created yet...