"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
07/02/2019 at 15:37 • Filed to: Shoop, Oppo, Oppo Gear | 8 | 44 |
No one asked for this, yet here we are,
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Yeah, you heard me right, we gots a shirt for y’all. Why? Because it’s about damn time we up and capitalized on the #BRAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But, we’re not selling out entirely as the typical 20% that would normally go into my bank account won’t be spent on autocrossing my car. Nope instead it will be going to something else for either the group or a charity. We’ll decide at a later date.
The shirts, hoodies, stickers, prints, and scarfs (fuck it, why not) are available on my Redbubble storefront until LABOR DAY 9/2/19. After that it goes away, so hurry up and spend your meager summer earnings on some Oppo swag.
HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/02/2019 at 10:02 | 1 |
It’s broken
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/02/2019 at 10:06 | 7 |
Your link is as broke as i am
Roundbadge
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/02/2019 at 10:06 | 0 |
I said, “502 Bad Gateway”!
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
07/02/2019 at 10:07 | 22 |
Yeah, as I said, Official Oppo Shirt.
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/02/2019 at 10:08 | 0 |
The link isn’t broken, redbubble is.
boredalways
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/02/2019 at 10:11 | 0 |
...I blame Kanye....
pip bip - choose Corrour
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/02/2019 at 10:11 | 0 |
MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/02/2019 at 10:13 | 7 |
Kinja developers must be working at redbubble too.
Chuckles
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/02/2019 at 10:17 | 0 |
Looks nice. If it came in proper fat guy sizes, I'd buy one.
vondon302
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/02/2019 at 10:19 | 0 |
Works for me.
Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/02/2019 at 10:19 | 0 |
Seems a shirt for the whole family is in order!
412GTI
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/02/2019 at 10:27 | 2 |
I can do the 17 bucks but don’t know if I can swing that extra .20 cents.
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/02/2019 at 10:49 | 0 |
Cloudflair has shit the bed so I’m betting they use Cloudflair.
LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/02/2019 at 10:54 | 0 |
Right front tire on the car is not turned in the same direction as the left front tire. [OCD triggered]
I’m trying to feel better about this by assuming that it is a commentary on the collectively haphazard condition of an Oppo car. Maybe?
I like that the car is numbered with the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/02/2019 at 10:58 | 0 |
Racing for a cure (Canadian) is a good idea or type of charity. This Children’s hospital provides care for a lot of very poor/rural populations
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com
07/02/2019 at 11:00 | 9 |
It’s a broke- ass car giving it the full send.
CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/02/2019 at 11:02 | 2 |
Now I’m $90 poorer
Dusty Ventures
> LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com
07/02/2019 at 11:08 | 20 |
That is not an error in the artwork
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
07/02/2019 at 11:10 | 3 |
I saw, that’s 13 looneys for the pot!
LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com
> Dusty Ventures
07/02/2019 at 11:25 | 0 |
Oh, that picture provides context to make it perfect! Thanks.
I had basically ignored the wall and sign in the shirt, and had not seen that picture before.
CaptDale - is secretly British
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/02/2019 at 12:26 | 0 |
Wooo will do
shop-teacher
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/02/2019 at 16:15 | 1 |
Ordered muh steeker!
Cé hé sin
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/02/2019 at 16:16 | 0 |
Ooooh, a Sunbeam airborne!
LongbowMkII
> MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
07/02/2019 at 16:51 | 1 |
Nah red bubble will probably be fixed one day
smobgirl
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/02/2019 at 16:55 | 3 |
My brain definitely turned “shirt repost” into “shit post.”
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> smobgirl
07/02/2019 at 16:59 | 1 |
Official Oppo Shit Posting Shirt
I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/02/2019 at 17:05 | 1 |
why can’t I get it on a goddamn mug
Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/02/2019 at 17:08 | 0 |
All you Oppo guys are hypocritical jokers. The two steering wheels in the logo are being turned in the same direction.
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever
07/02/2019 at 17:12 | 0 |
It takes multiple turns to reach opposite lock
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
07/02/2019 at 17:13 | 0 |
Because
I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/02/2019 at 17:14 | 0 |
I WANT A FUCKIN MUG
I also ran out of coffee this morning. Can you tell?
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
07/02/2019 at 17:26 | 0 |
Get the stickers and put it on a mug
I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/02/2019 at 17:27 | 1 |
but how do I wash that without messing it up?
Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/02/2019 at 17:36 | 2 |
Shouldn’t it be “Send it or Svend it”?
The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
> I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
07/02/2019 at 17:37 | 0 |
You probably put milk & sugar in your coffee, no coffee mug deserves that abuse.
I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
> The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
07/02/2019 at 17:39 | 0 |
Ew, why on earth would I do that?
I'm an AMERICAN, my coffee is the cheapest store brand stuff I can find, drank black a gallon at a time!
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
07/02/2019 at 17:40 | 0 |
Hot water and a scrub
Bylan - Hoarder of LS400's
> I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
07/02/2019 at 18:01 | 1 |
Get a scan of the OPPO logo and order a custom mug from Walgreens. They're actually decent quality
Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/02/2019 at 23:55 | 0 |
Gaahhh damn you. Take my moneh, got his & hers. And I will probably be asked things like what it means and do I really have to wear this.
ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/03/2019 at 07:17 | 0 |
Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/10/2019 at 12:29 | 0 |
What are the chances we could get a T-shirt with just the Oppo logo?
I bought one of these for the kids and I, but the wife wants one with just the Oppo logo.
Is this something doable?
Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
07/10/2019 at 12:30 | 0 |
I’m $75 shorter!
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
07/10/2019 at 12:47 | 1 |
Maybe later this year
Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/10/2019 at 13:09 | 0 |
That would be excellent, then the whole family can be Oppo’d!