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06/18/2019 at 22:17 • Filed to: None
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"someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired)
06/18/2019 at 22:17 • Filed to: None | 0
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Oh man, this commercial is so 90s it hurts. Pretentious voice-over, vaguely jazzy soundtrack, cryptic “deep thought”
title cards
.
I thought it had been lost to time, but the
local VCR to Youtube guy
back home
found a copy.
He also found a local Volkswagen
ad from the same time that I actually thought was pretty good:
Golf version:
This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja:
> someassemblyrequired
06/18/2019 at 22:52 |
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“If you find a better car, buy it.”
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someassemblyrequired
> This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja:
06/18/2019 at 22:53 |
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[drives away in a Cutlass Ciera]
Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> someassemblyrequired
06/19/2019 at 01:32 |
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My mom's Plymouth Reliant 2.2l delivered 30+ mpg.
Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
> Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
06/19/2019 at 07:33 |
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My 95 Acclaim 3.0/4-speed averages 25-36 mpg, directly related to how I’m driving it and how much time I spend on the hwy...
i86hotdogs
> someassemblyrequired
06/19/2019 at 07:56 |
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1. Always love a good sax piece
2. Who the heck rides a tricycle in t he rain?!
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someassemblyrequired
> i86hotdogs
06/19/2019 at 09:06 |
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#2 is another inexplicable aspect of this ad
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someassemblyrequired
> Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
06/19/2019 at 09:14 |
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Yeah they were actually decent reliable cars that were cheap to run. Just Chrysler used them for everything- I liked the old Car and Driver line: “Chrysler has more K-car based vehicles than OJ has lawyers.”
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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> someassemblyrequired
06/19/2019 at 10:10 |
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I have always appreciated a dependable, practical sedan.