"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
06/18/2019 at 19:40 • Filed to: None
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"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
06/18/2019 at 19:40 • Filed to: None | 5
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an M 7-series
this wall mounted half a drag car bar
some pure class...
and as a pleasant surprise, I had a dangerous crotch visitor crash through my open window
HammerheadFistpunch
> MonkeePuzzle
06/18/2019 at 19:54 |
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Jokes on them, Mormon is a dude.
Cash Rewards
> MonkeePuzzle
06/18/2019 at 19:58 |
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Yellow jacket in the car means I'm accelerating into the first rigid object
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MonkeePuzzle
> Cash Rewards
06/18/2019 at 20:05 |
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speaking of rigid objects.... actually, nevermind
jimz
> MonkeePuzzle
06/18/2019 at 20:25 |
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“I (heart) Mormon Pussy” means “I’m in a, uh, ‘dry spell’ I’ve been in since puberty (which was 5 years ago ,) but this bumper sticker should convince everyone that I’m a total player!”
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jimz
> MonkeePuzzle
06/18/2019 at 20:26 |
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had a wall full of wasps in my last apartment. they are indeed “just an asshole.”
fhrblig
> MonkeePuzzle
06/18/2019 at 21:42 |
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Nope nope nope. We’re going to have to burn your crotch down.
One time while I was driving with my window down, a very large creature fell into my car as I made a turn. I freaked out at first but I glanced down and could tell it was a dragonfly. I'm not scared of those, so I parked so I could get it out of the car. When I stopped, I saw that it was dead. Very dead. Like, it had been dead in a tree or something for days. It landed perfectly on my knee. That's the kind of random shit that happens to me.
wafflesnfalafel
> MonkeePuzzle
06/18/2019 at 21:59 |
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I believe that is a pro-lesbian Mormon bumper sticker thing.
The yellow jacket, that is just tempting fate... hate those d@mn things...
Tapas
> MonkeePuzzle
06/19/2019 at 08:12 |
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When you mentioned the dangerous crotch visitor, I thought you were referring to the Subaru driver lol