Mysterious profanity.

"Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon) 06/18/2019 at 13:57 • Filed to: #scaryopnik #mysteryopnik #whosthat

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I work for a large engineering company. I’m software and work in, well, one of the software wings. Not many people on my side of the wing today. I was minding my own business listening to thunderstorm sounds and programming when I suddenly heard the word ‘Fuuuuck’ whispered, not so quietly. I walked around the cubicles and nobody immediately around me. This is a mystery and giving me more proof there are indeed aliens in the roof.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 06/18/2019 at 14:10

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anyone seen nibby today?

that sounds like nibby

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 06/18/2019 at 14:15

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He is, indeed, a mysterious “ fuck” er. :D

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 06/18/2019 at 14:18

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Sweary ghosts are the best kind of ghosts to have, because they’re not bottling up their emotions or expressing them in dangerous ways like fountains of blood or possession.

MattHurting > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 06/18/2019 at 14:24

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Probably the Project Manager when he/she realized how far behind the software engineers actually are. Source: am a PM and this happens on the regular with any software project I get.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > MattHurting 06/18/2019 at 14:34

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“ But I’m not on the Internet, boss!!”

benjrblant > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 06/18/2019 at 14:41

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maybe someone has set a recording of this to play when a certain event occurs in windows. like when you get an error message, or an email, or when a new software update for windows is available

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 06/18/2019 at 14:59

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..but if not, check the floor drain.

Censored > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 06/18/2019 at 15:06

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If the internet is a place as it is commonly referred to as, and you would rarely find yourself “ on” a place ( unless you are a roofer), thus its plausable to tell someone that you are in fact not “on” the internet but “in” the internet. I live in the safety of loop holes.

TysMagic > benjrblant 06/18/2019 at 15:08

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this is fun. I am filing this away for future use. 

benjrblant > TysMagic 06/18/2019 at 15:17

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I wanted to set my boss’ computer to play “just gonna send ittt” every time he sent an email, but outlook only has a sound option for receiving mail, not sending. 

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 06/18/2019 at 20:44

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My first job was in this weierldy set up 60 office. 2 parralell hallways with two offices in between, instead of the wayside school, this was the wayside office. All the conference, break rooms, and directors were on the far side.

Any way there were two guys, that go back and forth like the brothers on cartalk

“Hey doofus”

“thats not very nice”

“Im sorry”

“No you’re not asshole”

“oh thats mean”

“well you’re a moron ”