I'm sure I'll be able to reasonably afford a vehicle in the near future. Perhaps as soon as 2020! I can prove it!

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
06/17/2019 at 19:02 • Filed to: Lousy smarch weather

[does math stuff]

[does more math stuff]

[Re-projects income optimistically]

.... Carry the... ZERO...! ....

[Hits ENTER]

.... Okay, good to go by... “Smarch 2021?!?!”

DISCUSSION (18)

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/17/2019 at 19:07

i’ll race ya :D

last one to buy a car owes the other a nice diecast

CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/17/2019 at 19:10

I’d say I’m in the same boat, but I can’t afford one of those either.

lone_liberal > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/17/2019 at 19:12

I’m right there with ya. Solidarity!

For Sweden > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/17/2019 at 19:14

May I introduce you to the $1500 Saturn SW2?

https://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/cto/d/granite-falls-1998-saturn-sw2-wagon/6914143018.html

Kinja'd!!!

vicali > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/17/2019 at 19:16

I’m sure there will be some minty used T acomas for a reasonable price by then..

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > For Sweden
06/17/2019 at 19:16

You may not

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/17/2019 at 19:17

I’ve got two good cars, one car I can’t drive in winter, and a crashed pickup with a clutch on it’s last legs... I also need to find a decent car for the kiddo’s. Press F plese.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > For Sweden
06/17/2019 at 19:18

Do you think that would make the drive back to Montana? It’s only like 600 miles on I 90.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > For Sweden
06/17/2019 at 19:18

Do you think that would make the drive back to Montana? It’s only like 600 miles on I 90.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/17/2019 at 19:18

... is for friends who do stuff together

facw > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/17/2019 at 19:21

So having four cars isn’t good enough for the Zoidberg household?

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/17/2019 at 19:25

Kinja'd!!!

For Sweden > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/17/2019 at 19:26

Just don't cross the divide

wafflesnfalafel > For Sweden
06/17/2019 at 19:31

that is just cruel....(and from Granite Falls no less...he’d never get the meth fumes out of that car...)

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > facw
06/17/2019 at 19:32

I’m an American. Is anything good enough?

HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/17/2019 at 20:33

lousy smarch weather.

Eury - AFRICA TWIN!!!!!!! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/17/2019 at 20:56

Correct.

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/18/2019 at 07:20

Twice.