Have you had your car roasted lately?

"VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely" (vajazzlemcdildertits)
06/14/2019 at 12:19 • Filed to: RoastMyCar, haterade, corvette, reddit, cheeky, humblebrag

Here are some choice roasts:

It took you 38 years to feel outdated - prompting you to buy a machine that is, already outdated. It’s all downhill from here.

Looks like you bought it pre-owned at a Caddy dealer; enjoy your used Chevy, it’ll be worth $20k in 5 years.

When you’re 38 and still want to impress the chick that curved you in high school

So, when is your penis enlargement surgery scheduled for?

/r/RoastMyCar is always fun to play around in. There are a lot of Corvette haters, which is fine ; but the haterade spreads everywhere in that sub.

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DISCUSSION (40)

For Sweden > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
06/14/2019 at 12:24

If Reddit hates Cor vettes, Corvettes are good.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > For Sweden
06/14/2019 at 12:25

truf

Spanfeller is a twat > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
06/14/2019 at 12:25

The roast that still hurts the most about my car was when it was brand new

“God damn, it’s almost as gaudy as a fucking Mustang, Why does a V6 need quad exhausts?”

I t was my uncle, he used to have a V6 Passat CC.

Future next gen S2000 owner > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
06/14/2019 at 12:27

To be fair, who doesn’t want a bigger penis? It’s like getting a boob job for women. If anyone tells you they wouldn’t schedule the surgery if they had the money are lying to themselves or in porn.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Future next gen S2000 owner
06/14/2019 at 12:29

My, um, friend tells me that the pills don’t work btw

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Spanfeller is a twat
06/14/2019 at 12:30

I like Passats but quad exhausts?

Spanfeller is a twat > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
06/14/2019 at 12:32

My car has quad exhausts, he was making fun of me. If I recall correctly the V6 CC had two exhaust pipes coming out of the muffler.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Spanfeller is a twat
06/14/2019 at 12:34

Harsh take esp from your uncle.

Kinja'd!!!

whatisthatsound > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
06/14/2019 at 12:35

“WOW you have a trailer and a large SUV because you can’t trust your car to not break in a multitude of ways every trip? You’re hella stupid.” - my wife to a Morgan owner she lives with.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
06/14/2019 at 12:37

It takes 15 years for a Z06 to drop below $20k, so you have that going for you.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
06/14/2019 at 12:40

I almost commented on that post earlier. I didn't have anything that wasn't already said

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
06/14/2019 at 12:43

Yah most of the bases have been covered

benn454 > whatisthatsound
06/14/2019 at 12:45

She wants that life insurance payout.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > whatisthatsound
06/14/2019 at 12:45

W ait... that would mean you!

Kinja'd!!!

.... B ut Morgan tho.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
06/14/2019 at 12:46

Haha I want to keep it until it’s worth only 5k

For Sweden > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
06/14/2019 at 12:47

It doesn’t necessarily mean him. His wife might live with her boyfriend.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > For Sweden
06/14/2019 at 12:48

At first I was like “does she have a poly roomie on the side” but you’re supposed to hear hooves and think horses, not zebras

benn454 > For Sweden
06/14/2019 at 12:49

Damn. Now THAT'S a roast.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
06/14/2019 at 12:50

Unless you crash it, I don't forsee it ever getting that cheap.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
06/14/2019 at 12:51

That may happen someday. But hopefully not. Would be lovely to keep it for a decade and sell it for 30k still. Or have one of the last 30 left in the year 2050

For Sweden > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
06/14/2019 at 12:58

You can’t trust zebras. Are they white with black stripes or black with white stripes? Pick a side!

i86hotdogs > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
06/14/2019 at 13:05

Just posted Jan Van. Bring it on.

LongbowMkII > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
06/14/2019 at 13:15

This doesn’t make sense, Evoras are unhateable

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > For Sweden
06/14/2019 at 13:28

Well their bellies are contiguously white, so I figured they were white with black stripes.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > LongbowMkII
06/14/2019 at 13:29

You’re probably right; I haven’t seen an Evora on there yet although I don’t check there daily. I certainly like them a lot; I like all midRear engine cars.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > i86hotdogs
06/14/2019 at 13:38

Found the link, upvoted, saved, and busy thinking up a retort. GL

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > i86hotdogs
06/14/2019 at 13:46

Funny thing is, I put my age in the title to try and avoid the old man jokes, and they came anyway :D

whatisthatsound > For Sweden
06/14/2019 at 14:03

Her ex boyfriend, who is technically still me.