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Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
06/13/2019 at 00:03 • Filed to: Late night Oppo

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How we all doing?


DISCUSSION (32)


Kinja'd!!! BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/13/2019 at 00:07

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Better now that I’ve seen  Luna before I go to sleep.


Kinja'd!!! NKato > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/13/2019 at 00:08

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Got a sprain on my muscles that helps me get a good cough out. Went to doctor, got a treatment plan, blah blah, at work now, struggling with one of the work orders. 


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/13/2019 at 00:12

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Going good, actually. I may get a manual 2002 Civic EX Coupe for $700(probably less though) which would be my first car, I’m super stoked about that. Plus I’m starting to gain weight and put on muscle and my health is beginning to improve so there’s that too. How’ve you been ?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
06/13/2019 at 00:13

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Hummmmmmm just fine. Juuuuuust fine.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/13/2019 at 00:14

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It’s hot.


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/13/2019 at 00:14

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That doesn't sound too good. What happened? If you don't wanna talk about it then it's all good.


Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/13/2019 at 00:15

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Enjoying the warm evening by relaxing on the deck after a refreshing wade in the lake.

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Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/13/2019 at 00:16

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just about to go to work

i think instead of taking the detours ima go straight through the roadworks/construction thats going on all over town

pick a fight with some builders/heavy machinery

catch me if you can motherfuckers!


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > NKato
06/13/2019 at 00:17

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I am looking forward to my next career involving a lot more desk and a lot less driving and jobsites. Too much of my earning power is tied to master several flights of stairs.


Kinja'd!!! BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/13/2019 at 00:17

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I take it back. I pulled on a hangnail. That fucker hurts.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two
06/13/2019 at 00:19

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Come on over. I've got a terrifying semi-once-upon-a-time finished basement that's about 68 degrees 


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
06/13/2019 at 00:20

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But it really is fine. I got a dog and a view. Everything else is secondary.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/13/2019 at 00:22

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Polish and wax.

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Mazda is sad I left it outside. It was the first car this year to be cleaned and waxed tho.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/13/2019 at 00:24

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That sounds moldy


Kinja'd!!! PyramidHat > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/13/2019 at 00:26

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I like that design element.  What’s that called?  Alcove?


Kinja'd!!! Chuckles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/13/2019 at 00:26

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I am doing well on the east coast, although it is after midnight and I should have gone to bed hours ago. Tonight was the annual company outing to see the local minor league baseball team. One of my newer coworkers decided to use the opportunity to drink ample beers and then talk to the president of the company about what they’re doing wrong. So that guy is either getting fired or promoted.

Olive is overdue for a trip to the groomer.

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Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two
06/13/2019 at 00:29

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No, but there are thousands of spiders. And probably other living creatures.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > PyramidHat
06/13/2019 at 00:29

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Turret!


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/13/2019 at 00:31

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That’s the spirit. In all seriousness though for whatever's not so great , hang in there and it’ll eventually get better. Good luck.


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/13/2019 at 00:31

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Actually m e irl


Kinja'd!!! NKato > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/13/2019 at 00:32

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You could get one of those segways that can climb stairs. And my personal point of view is that too many people want desk jobs, but employers don’t pay non-desk jockeys enough to maintain parity.

No wonder manufacturing and specialized industries are desperate for bodies. 


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/13/2019 at 00:35

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Is there a Continental Breakfast?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two
06/13/2019 at 00:38

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I buy the expensive bacon and fry eggs in the grease. I dare you to find a better breakfast


Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/13/2019 at 00:43

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Personally I’m doing good. Work has been hectic. We were already at capacity and one of our very good but young and dumb technicians fucked up and got a DWI over the weekend. Automatic suspension of his security clearance so he’s gone for months minimum and now we are really scrambling. Fortunately he didn’t hurt anyone. He has some personal issues and I hope he gets the help he needs. Sorry needed to vent. Other than that I’m trying to figure out how to convince my wife that a 24 year old Toyota with 250,000 miles on it for sale down the street that is in fact worth $4k and does have tons of life left in it  and we should totally buy it even though we have nowhere to put it. 


Kinja'd!!! Future Heap Owner > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/13/2019 at 00:43

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It’s hot, I went to the gym, and went out with the dog for two hours. I am exhausted and hoping my car stereo plays CD audio again when I plug it back in later tonight. The dog is far from tired, of course, and is currently trying to nibble my elbow while I eat dinner.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
06/13/2019 at 00:46

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People make mistakes. Plus it's relatively easy to get arrested for a potential DWI/DUI. 


Kinja'd!!! PowderHound > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/13/2019 at 00:50

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Same old shit overall. going kayaking this weekend so that will be fun. Basically just live for any mini vacation to get outside.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/13/2019 at 00:57

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Sounds great! We’re on our way! Better study up on your Paw Patrol.


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/13/2019 at 01:03

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Excellent...I’m digging a hole.

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Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/13/2019 at 01:07

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Indeed. The arrest record says he was initially pulled over for basically driving like a jerk (unsafe maneuvering, failure to signal) - but he does that all the time in his modified WRX. Play boy racer enough and eventually you’ll get the attention of a cop. Get the wrong cop or one having a bad day and they are going to book you even if you’ve only had one drink.

There’s been some warning signs with this guy though. He was arrested for suspicion of DWI a couple years ago (under 21 at the time) a 8 AM but he blew just under the limit at the station and eventually all charges were dropped. He’s also come into work pretty hungover a few times recently. We’re all a little annoyed because it makes our lives harder but hopeful he gets it out of his system and being as supportive as we can. He grew up in an absolute shit situation in rural NM with almost no opportunities but he took the one he got with us and showed that he’s scrappy and brilliant and was really on the upswing. I don’t want to see him throw it all away - we all make mistakes. I (and most of the others on our team)   just want to help this guy learn from it. 


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/13/2019 at 01:08

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Surviving. Drove a friend to the airport and he’s letting me borrow his Accord while he’s gone as a thank you. That covers AC on the road. Also p ut together a swamp cooler that handles AC duties at home.

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How are you handling this heat? Ready to dig out a a backyard underground sanctuary yet? 


Kinja'd!!! i86hotdogs > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/13/2019 at 07:21

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Good news: finished mowing the lawn mere seconds before it rained.

not so good news: money is tight, and having trouble finding places to compromise and bounce back.