Selling the shitbox Jetta

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06/07/2019 at 08:13 • Filed to: None

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...In preparation for other, more janky pursuits.  Expect some good Content from me in the next month or so. I priced it at $1200, $1000 if a buyer brings their own wheels. Oppo discount applies but like... you really gotta want this.

Link in comments.


DISCUSSION (31)


Kinja'd!!! I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
06/07/2019 at 08:16

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https://dayton.craigslist.org/cto/d/dayton-1997-volkswagen-jetta-gt/6905960932.html


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
06/07/2019 at 08:29

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You could have just said Jetta, we’d got the message.

Side note, the Jetta is another car I abhor. Not because it’s a terrible car, more of it brings back terrible memories. 


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
06/07/2019 at 08:32

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Needs a F+F wrap and put it on BaT


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
06/07/2019 at 08:36

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Trade ya for an even jankier Helix

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Kinja'd!!! I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > E90M3
06/07/2019 at 08:37

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Brings back terrible memories for me too. Memories from like, last week


Kinja'd!!! I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > shop-teacher
06/07/2019 at 08:37

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Bet

Where are you located?


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
06/07/2019 at 08:40

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*wants to sell car, uses such terrible words like "shitbox" or "Jetta" thinking it'll help his selling chances*


Kinja'd!!! I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
06/07/2019 at 08:41

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Jetta is a four letter word


Kinja'd!!! Chuckles > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
06/07/2019 at 08:41

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I lost it at “This would be a good second car, first car for your least favorite child..."


Kinja'd!!! Kiltedpadre > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
06/07/2019 at 08:43

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I’ll check with one of the guys at work. He’s considering getting a beater for his 15 year old to work on between now and when he gets his license.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
06/07/2019 at 08:47

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Outside of Chicago .


Kinja'd!!! I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > shop-teacher
06/07/2019 at 08:53

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Kinda far

Tell you what, I can have my agent pick it up and I'll send you a money order


Kinja'd!!! I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Kiltedpadre
06/07/2019 at 08:54

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That... Would actually be a good fit. 


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06/07/2019 at 08:54

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Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
06/07/2019 at 08:56

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I would actually be willing to deliver it and pick up the Jetta, as we have a friend outside of Dayton we could go visit. But this Helix is seriously a pile of shit. 

https://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/mcy/d/villa-park-1987-honda-helix/6905467468.html


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > shop-teacher
06/07/2019 at 09:01

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Need more info on that mini vette.

Looks more than a just a power wheels


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Wacko
06/07/2019 at 09:07

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Its a Corvette C5R power wheels (actually, the brand is Safety 1st) that my dad garbage picked last year. I put a motorcycle battery in it, and charge it with a battery tender. It drove really horribly at first, because the left side gear box was all jacked up. I got lucky and found an exact donor with a bad body and a good gearbox, and swapped them out. I'll take a better picture when I go outside.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > shop-teacher
06/07/2019 at 09:11

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Cool, my sons power wheels Jeep is still stock drive train for now, but I stuck bicycle tire treads on the wheels since it only drives on grass and gravel


Kinja'd!!! I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > shop-teacher
06/07/2019 at 09:11

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My tastes aren’t really towards bikes right now. I had a friend recently get hit on his, so I’m not looking to ride until I move out of the city.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
06/07/2019 at 09:14

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No worries. You really don't want this one anyways!


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Wacko
06/07/2019 at 09:14

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That's a good idea!


Kinja'd!!! Kiltedpadre > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
06/07/2019 at 09:18

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Apparently he’s looking for a small truck so they can use it around their farm. Good luck


Kinja'd!!! I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Kiltedpadre
06/07/2019 at 09:23

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Appreciate it any how!


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > shop-teacher
06/07/2019 at 09:37

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Be aware this mod seems to kill the gears  in one day of use on asphalt 


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
06/07/2019 at 10:19

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I thought this was a “great” car?


Kinja'd!!! I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
06/07/2019 at 10:40

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Nah, it’s a VW


Kinja'd!!! I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
06/07/2019 at 10:41

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Really, it is a great car. I just don’t have the time to get it into a state where I’d daily it, as was the original intent.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Wacko
06/07/2019 at 13:09

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Good to know! I shall obstain from this mod then.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Wacko
06/07/2019 at 13:20

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Here’s the Vette up close

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Kinja'd!!! Wacko > shop-teacher
06/07/2019 at 18:00

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That’s awesome

Love the fact they even put an engine in the front


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Wacko
06/07/2019 at 18:10

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Yeah, the engine is a really nice touch. Even looks like an LS-1 :)