Here's something I'll never do, but it's late so why not post it anyway? [WARNING: THERE IS IMPLIED MATHEMATICS... dot gif]

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 06/07/2019 at 01:38 • Filed to: I mean... it *is* a car-related shitpost so he has that going for him

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Okay I was thinking... I sell my cars, pay off my student loans, buy an Oxide Bronze Corolla XSE 6MT, and now I’ve replaced my student loan payment (over 7 years left) with a lower monthly payment and a shorter loan period, and I get a new car!

:D

:D

:D

.... :(

Oh wait, the combined value of my cars is how much? And my willingness to part with either is how non-existent? And my irrational anxiety of owning and financing a new car would be how high? And and I’d only drive it how often?

These are the kind of thought exercises that plague me when it’s late and I’m sober.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/07/2019 at 01:40

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Oxide Bronze is the best color on those and I refuse to believe  otherwise.

Also, at least your cars are worth more than $4 combined.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/07/2019 at 01:52

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Late night oppo is the best time to post car buying ideas

Future Heap Owner > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/07/2019 at 02:06

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Why would you trade in two cars for one  car just because it’s new? Such a downgrade.

SmugAardvark > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/07/2019 at 02:06

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OR!!!

Buy this .

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Future Heap Owner 06/07/2019 at 02:11

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The only downgrade I see is our acquaintanceship due to your cruel, hateful words

Svend > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/07/2019 at 02:20

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Would a To yota Co rolla estate, sway you more.

Future Heap Owner > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/07/2019 at 02:22

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Wisdom is often mistaken for cruelty

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Svend 06/07/2019 at 02:35

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Yes

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > SmugAardvark 06/07/2019 at 02:36

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[inhales]

No

Svend > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/07/2019 at 02:54

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Or a Toyota Landcruiser commercial/van.

3 or 5 door.

3 door with steel wheels.

5 door with steel wheels.

Loads of space for Luna to play or doing work stuff.

or a base model Toyota HiLux.

Ba sic, bare plastic bumpers and steel wheels. 

AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/07/2019 at 03:40

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Clearly the healthy solution is to never be sober past 8pm

i86hotdogs > Svend 06/07/2019 at 04:22

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Silver or gray s teel wheels are underrated. Id take those over hub caps any day

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/07/2019 at 08:39

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Then you clearly haven't seen Blue Flame. Also, $4 is being generous.

Wacko > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/07/2019 at 09:08

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But, but those wings look like great doggo seats.

Can fit two small dogs on the front and place for a bigger dog on the rear

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/07/2019 at 09:14

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Objection:

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Svend 06/07/2019 at 09:15

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Do not tempt us with this forbidden fruit.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/07/2019 at 09:16

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Hot take: Financing a car for 5 years is not a risky financial move for someone who has a job.

CobraJoe > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/07/2019 at 09:19

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Don’t forget, with a new car, your insurance will be higher, your registration tax will be higher, and there are probably other costs and fees that you’ll have to pay that I’m forgetting about.

It’s never quite as cheap as you think i t should be...

Svend > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/07/2019 at 09:44

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The HiLux and Land Cruiser would sit well between the RAV4 and 4Runner.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 06/07/2019 at 10:33

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No.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/07/2019 at 10:55

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Yes.

SmugAardvark > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/07/2019 at 18:11

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I don’t know what you’re doubting, looks like a fine daily driver.

RPM esq. > AestheticsInMotion 06/10/2019 at 03:43

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This is the approach I have adopted. So far so good.

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/10/2019 at 09:38

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“Ready. Set. Send It.”

Sure, Toyota. Sure.