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"UserNotFound" (jalopnik2) 06/06/2019 at 14:02 • Filed to: None

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Rich guy’s got jokes.

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Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > UserNotFound 06/06/2019 at 14:12

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damnit i was just about to make this post haha

LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com > UserNotFound 06/06/2019 at 14:15

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Dang, that thing is gorgeous.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > UserNotFound 06/06/2019 at 14:16

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Nice gullwing. Not my personal style, but lovely.

Also the post just reminds me of this

SpeedSix > UserNotFound 06/06/2019 at 15:18

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The homepage just now:

When they first sold a 300 SL, the website broke too.

McMike > UserNotFound 06/06/2019 at 17:19

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Phone bidder calls in
Kid in background starts acting up.
Bidder places bid
Kid keeps acting up
Bidder tries to discipline the kid
Auction continues
Bidder tells kid he’s going to start counting to 10.
1... 2... 3.... 4.......
Only made it to seven

It’s still unclear if the kid stopped drawing on the walls, but he got himself a sweet car.

UserNotFound > McMike 06/06/2019 at 22:55

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I always tell me kid “don’t make me count to three! I’m gonna count to three! I don’t know what I’m gonna do when I get to three but you won’t like it!”

Luckily he usually complies by 2 because I  really don’t what what I’m supposed to do when I get to 3 ...

McMike > UserNotFound 06/07/2019 at 05:32

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My Mom said “Mike”

Then she said “Mike” a little louder.

When she said “Michael David” I stopped in my tracks.

I don’t remember what happened after the full name, but I didn’t want any part of it.  :)