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Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
06/05/2019 at 22:07 • Filed to: Unnecessary Crashing with BlueMazda2, This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things, Rip Asspat, I Hate People

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The Passat has been fixed and has been in our driveway since last weekend. I was even planning a big return post. Unfortunately, it was rear ended today at a stoplight.

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The poor little turd can’t catch any luck. All it’ll need will be a new bumper most likely, but fuck. Please, for the love of God, stop looking at your fucking phones when driving. All you’ll do is cause pain to others.

Hopefully it’ll be home by Saturday.


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Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/05/2019 at 22:16

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son of a B...


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/05/2019 at 22:37

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They gave you that i8 as a loaner, right?

h olds out hope


Kinja'd!!! BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
06/05/2019 at 22:39

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I wish. 


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/05/2019 at 22:44

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But ur okay and thats what matters


Kinja'd!!! Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/05/2019 at 23:05

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It's taken all your bad luck for you, so you're good to go now.  Give it a good pat on the rear bumper when it's fixed.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/05/2019 at 23:06

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Welp, that’s just fucking stupid. Sounds a little worse than my recent experience.

Glad you’re ok at least.

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Kinja'd!!! BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever
06/05/2019 at 23:11

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Gladly.

I’ll give it an...Asspat ass pat™.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/05/2019 at 23:33

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Dammit.

Glad it’s not too serious. 


Kinja'd!!! someoneatacura > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/06/2019 at 01:35

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Hopefully it’ll be home by Saturday at the correct time given the amount of damage.

Don’t rush body work, there is a lot of steps that benefit from extra time.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/06/2019 at 05:59

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trade it in and get a newer one

:)