Most impressive parking job I've seen.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 06/02/2019 at 21:59 • Filed to: An American hero

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*Between* two handicapped spaces, exactly where you’re not supposed to be. No handicapped tags. Driver was, shall we say, consistent with the type of person who buys this particular model. All other parking spots here were vacant.

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BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/02/2019 at 22:04

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Absolutely delicious.

Svend > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/02/2019 at 22:11

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What a f***ing idiot.

Ye’, you don’t park in a disabled parking spot but what was the f***ing idiot thinking to believe you park on the chevrons.

I hope it got towed. 

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/02/2019 at 22:12

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Yeah, that's a nice Swift

AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/02/2019 at 22:18

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*slow clap*

fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/02/2019 at 22:18

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I can make a raft of guesses about the driver.  These attract a certain element.

Tristan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/02/2019 at 22:32

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Speaking of driver stereotypes... I was driving my Suburban to work this morning and about a half mile from work, some dude whips out in front of me in an Audi. I had the cruise set at 40 mph which is the speed limit on this stretch of road. Audi guy proceeds to accelerate S L O W L Y up to 20 mph whilst I jam on the brakes so as to not hit him. N aturally, he whips out the ol’ middle finger and slows to 15 mph. Delightful.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/03/2019 at 02:50

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I feel like doing this should get two tickets - one for the spot on each side. I wonder if that’s even a thing that code  enforcement could even do.  Also the owner of that thing is probably kind of person who would have the time to go to muni court and fight it and be so obnoxious they’d get out of both tickets Justin because the judge wants them to go bother someone else. 

pip bip - choose Corrour > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/03/2019 at 06:31

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give him credit, he wasn’t taking up a disabled space

:P

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/03/2019 at 07:54

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I’ve seen that more times than I can count.

Over at Walmart there are a number of striped-off areas like that near some spaces that are 90 degrees to the norm, and people park in those all the time (see below) It’s usually people that have placards that do that, and you’d think that they’d understand that they’re not supposed to be there, but laziness triumphs over following the rules. When in doubt make up your own parking space...

The best had to be the local Goodwill Outlet. Some genius decided that the  big empty space between the handicapped spots was the perfect place to put the cart return...

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > fintail 06/03/2019 at 08:00

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I saw this recently at an auto parts store. Would it surprise you if I told you it was a lifted brodozer?..

fintail > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 06/03/2019 at 09:22

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Shocking, I say! Next thing you know BMW and Audi drivers will stop using turn signals.