Sunday Funny

"average user" (avgusr) 06/02/2019 at 16:48 • Filed to: Gay Marriage, Gay Cars, Gay, Funny

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Based on an actual conversation I had with my husband who drove my Audi for the last couple days. 

For Sweden > average user 06/02/2019 at 16:56

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Not listening to Dancing Queen in June is evil

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > average user 06/02/2019 at 17:02

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You can dance

You can dance

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > average user 06/02/2019 at 17:08

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eh...... i needed to be told how to switch an ipad on

good thing you didnt marry me :p

LongbowMkII > average user 06/02/2019 at 17:17

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Sounds like you’re having the time of your life.

James May > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/02/2019 at 17:26

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Everybody look at your ha...wait, wrong song.

WilliamsSW > average user 06/02/2019 at 17:27

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It’s a grea t song and he should thank you.

“ Young and sweet, only sev enteeeeeen..."

fhrblig > average user 06/02/2019 at 17:28

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Sounds like us, except I’m like “OH GOD CAN WE NOT LISTEN TO ARIANA GRANDE THIS ONCE?” We have very different musical tastes.

average user > fhrblig 06/02/2019 at 17:45

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We both like Arianna, thank god. 

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > James May 06/02/2019 at 17:52

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S-S-S-S

A-A-A-A

F-F-F-F

E-E-E-E

T-T-T-T

Y-Y-Y-Y

S A F E T Y

D A N C E

TheRealBicycleBuck > average user 06/02/2019 at 17:56

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I have exactly one song on my phone since I normally stream music or listen to audio books . T he song is the one my mom wanted played at her funeral. If I don’t have a streaming app open when the car connects, that song plays.

I consider it a hello from my mom every time I start the car.

fhrblig > average user 06/02/2019 at 18:01

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I don't even dislike her, but all the time? THANK U, NEXT.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > average user 06/02/2019 at 18:01

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My wife sometimes tells me that she doesn’t mind being my beard. That’s a compliment, right?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > average user 06/02/2019 at 18:10

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ranwhenparked > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/02/2019 at 18:16

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That dance wasn't as safe as they said it was. 

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > ranwhenparked 06/02/2019 at 18:19

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Not with that attitude.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > average user 06/02/2019 at 18:56

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Due to a quirk of file arrangement by Windows...I keep getting the first track on disc 1 of AC/DC’s live album...which is ‘ Thunderstruck’.

I am generally OK  with this.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > average user 06/02/2019 at 21:07

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I could think of a number of worse songs to have to listen to when you start the car. You could ren ame some Rick Astley to make sure it tees up when he starts the Audi and he’ll wish he never complained about Abba

i86hotdogs > average user 06/03/2019 at 04:50

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My phone sorts them by song title. This kicks on every time. 

pip bip - choose Corrour > average user 06/03/2019 at 06:42

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tell him to suck it up

ABBA rules!

functionoverfashion > average user 06/03/2019 at 09:25

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My first alphabetical song is ‘ Alone’ by Heart. I didn’t even really like the song until I kept hearing it and now I just let it play and sing the chorus at the top of my lungs.

MattHurting > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/03/2019 at 12:06

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average user > fhrblig 06/08/2019 at 23:25

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We both agree to Troye and todrick hall.