Help! I'm having a crisis!

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
05/31/2019 at 12:33 • Filed to: None

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I’m sitting unsupervised  in a 6R4 and I am FREAKING OUT.


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Dusty Ventures
05/31/2019 at 12:40

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What are you doing posting here?!?!?

Get it out of the garage before anyone notices and go for a rip!


Kinja'd!!! ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > Dusty Ventures
05/31/2019 at 12:47

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This seems like one of those good kind of crisis.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
05/31/2019 at 12:53

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Unfortunately the garage door is locked.

Also I’m not saying I tried starting it, but “allegedly” it won't start.


Kinja'd!!! nerd_racing > Dusty Ventures
05/31/2019 at 13:29

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Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Dusty Ventures
05/31/2019 at 13:42

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Those wheels are awful. Needs more Compomotive 5 spoke:

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Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
05/31/2019 at 13:52

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I can honestly say I didn't even notice the wheels


Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Dusty Ventures
05/31/2019 at 14:00

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Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

That is awesome! Put it in  your backpack and get outta there


Kinja'd!!! Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > Dusty Ventures
05/31/2019 at 14:15

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I was lucky enough to get a ride in a works one of those back when they were new. First time I’d ever experienced anything wilder than a warmed over street machine. Holy Fuck, it was in another universe.

I feel your crisis. 


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Dusty Ventures
05/31/2019 at 14:28

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Lucky bastard....those things are insane!


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Dusty Ventures
05/31/2019 at 15:16

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To be fair I wouldn't have noticed them in person either.


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Dusty Ventures
05/31/2019 at 15:44

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I think you need to calm yourself down by starting that car up and going for a nice relaxing drive...


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Dusty Ventures
05/31/2019 at 15:45

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Clearly you need to investigate why it allegedly won’t start.  Could be due to an ignition or fuel pump switch turned off...


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
05/31/2019 at 16:24

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The person who told me it wouldn't start turned on the electricity, turned on the ignition, but didn't hear anything when he flipped the fuel pump switch or when he pressed the start button.


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Dusty Ventures
05/31/2019 at 16:49

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Clearly you need to call over David Tracy to help you find the problem!