"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 05/28/2019 at 15:11 • Filed to: None

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I don’t understand this article but I do understand this:

For Sweden > CalzoneGolem 05/28/2019 at 15:15

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I should feel sad every day for being a bad person.  My birthday is indeed one of those days.

E90M3 > CalzoneGolem 05/28/2019 at 15:16

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I almost always seem to have shitty birthdays, so there’s that. 

CalzoneGolem > For Sweden 05/28/2019 at 15:17

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We’re all glad you recognize this but feel you should change to not being a bad person instead of spending time feeling bad about it. 

CalzoneGolem > E90M3 05/28/2019 at 15:18

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That makes me feel bad on this day and it’s not my birthday.

E90M3 > CalzoneGolem 05/28/2019 at 15:22

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It always seems to be something I can’t control that happens on my birthdays.

20 - test next day

21 - actually fun, nothing happened other than me puking on myself

22 - senior design was due next day

23- spent alone at home

24 - fracked

25 - got off on night shift, had some not fun matters to attend to

26 - fracked and pretty sure I almost got fired

27 - shitty

28 - not bad at all apart from me throwing up in a bar

29 - got guilted into going to Savannah, upset and miserable the whole time.

CalzoneGolem > E90M3 05/28/2019 at 15:23

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Seems like your best bet is to just get wasted at home on your b-day

For Sweden > CalzoneGolem 05/28/2019 at 15:23

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Your optimism is David Tracy-esque

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > E90M3 05/28/2019 at 15:25

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eh just stop thinking of it as your birthday

then its just a regular shitty day

like all the others

(i should be a motivational speaker... i have a knack for this shit)

E90M3 > CalzoneGolem 05/28/2019 at 15:25

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That or not celebrate on my birthday . My friend threw a belated birthday party at his house this year, that was fun.

CalzoneGolem > For Sweden 05/28/2019 at 15:25

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I’m also fond of rusty old things.

CalzoneGolem > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/28/2019 at 15:26

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Solved!

lone_liberal > CalzoneGolem 05/28/2019 at 15:26

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I’m usually down on my birthdays but it’s mostly because of  how shitty my birthdays were when I was a kid. My wife doesn’t understand why I don’t get excited or happy but to me it’s just a reminder of a craptacular part of my life. 

E90M3 > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/28/2019 at 15:26

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So I do what I do after a normal shitty day? Drink copious amounts of alcohol, perfect. With skills like that, you’re going to motivate so many people.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > E90M3 05/28/2019 at 15:27

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yep... thats pretty much what i do

sounds like you have a knack for this shit too

CalzoneGolem > lone_liberal 05/28/2019 at 15:27

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Well shit dude. You can make your own birthday fun now. Live your perfect birthday life!

WilliamsSW > E90M3 05/28/2019 at 15:31

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Try what I did on my 32nd birthday.

Go to BMW dealer, order new BMW by checking off most of the boxes ( but not the automatic transmission box duh) and placing deposit.

The Ghost of Oppo > CalzoneGolem 05/28/2019 at 15:35

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Yeah I hate my birthday anymore

E90M3 > WilliamsSW 05/28/2019 at 15:39

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Sounds like a pretty fantastic birthday.

WilliamsSW > E90M3 05/28/2019 at 15:44

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Not as good as taking delivery 4 months later but yeah

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > CalzoneGolem 05/28/2019 at 17:18

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I might go a little Dwight Schrute on this but I have also had bad experiences on my birthday, and also a [few] good experiences so I am hoping it at least partially echoes what other people are saying/thinking here.

I mean, what even is the point? You spend your time catering to other people who want to feel validated that they remembered, except for if a little computer script didn’t tell them they wouldn’t have bothered, and there’s nothing notable about being pushed or cut out of someone’s womb just so you can shit and breathe like a real person, and say and do shitty dumb things for 18 years plus afterward. It happens thousands of times a day. A lot of times across the world it ends in failure and nobody has annual mourning festivals .

What are we celebrating here? I’m no more valuable than any of the other 7 billion people on this world (except maybe relatively in terms of a few job and life skills) and an anniversary party from not being able to suck in nutrients through my belly button any longer seems HELLA arbitrary.

You want to show me your caring and appreciation? Be there for me when it’s not socially obligatory and I’ll buy YOU cake whenever. I feel like b irthdays are just feel good parties for people who don’t have the emotional spine fortitude to live the life they secretly desire the other 364.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > WilliamsSW 05/28/2019 at 20:37

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If you’re talking about the 323i, I was still a toddler back then. Rip.

WilliamsSW > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 05/28/2019 at 22:06

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RIP me, older than dirt

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > WilliamsSW 05/28/2019 at 23:15

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Still love you tho bb