monaco (the race)

"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe) 05/26/2019 at 08:45 • Filed to: None

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f1 spoilers may turn up here

*does raindance* come on nature... gissa hand

barring sharknados n shit... i guess the big question is will it be the ham... or the beard? or will they take eachother out and sour that so far healthy relationship

will max do anything stupid?

anyhoo i figure riciardo will win it

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 08:54

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I probably should have just kept sleeping but I can’t bring myself to miss the race.

Between the Monaco GP and the Indy 500 today, the most exciting thing I’m looking forward to is the poutine I’m gonna get for lunch.

P1/P2 will be determined by who gets off the line the best; as long as pit stops are normal that’s how it’ll stay.

The only way the on-track action will be interesting is if we get periods of rain and drying in-between so that no one’s really sure whether they should be using inters or slicks.

That said, I get the feeling I could have kept sleeping and used the qualifying results to determine the podium today. Fingers crossed that the midfield is feeling brave today with their overtakes.

pip bip - choose Corrour > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 09:00

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good to see the drivers all wearing hats honouring Niki Lauda

Chuckles > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 09:02

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Today is a good day for watching Motorsport. I'm more interested in the Indy 500 but it's nice to wake up and watch Monaco first.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > pip bip - choose Corrour 05/26/2019 at 09:04

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yup... its a nice tribute

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Chuckles 05/26/2019 at 09:05

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my provider is giving me indy too... soo i guess ill be watching that live later

first time for everything :)

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 09:10

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Commentators talking about rain... I can assure you it’ll start raining after Mercedes gets their 1-2.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gin-san - shitpost specialist 05/26/2019 at 09:11

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*still raindancing*

*summoning chaos*

cmoooon :D

smobgirl > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 09:11

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Please no rain at Indy, please all the rain at Monaco!

smobgirl > pip bip - choose Corrour 05/26/2019 at 09:12

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Toto looks so awkward.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 09:13

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I’d dance too but I’m still half asleep with a hint  of hangover.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 09:17

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SHARLA CLERRRRR

nice overtake on Norris

gin-san - shitpost specialist > gin-san - shitpost specialist 05/26/2019 at 09:18

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Really hope he can get a strong result today after yesterday’s fuckup.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > smobgirl 05/26/2019 at 09:22

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W e all need this so much 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 09:23

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haha oh that was a nice pass from leclerc

Chuckles > gin-san - shitpost specialist 05/26/2019 at 09:23

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Leclerc starting near the back and trying to work forward is the most exciting part of this race.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gin-san - shitpost specialist 05/26/2019 at 09:23

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pretty nice on grosjean too

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gin-san - shitpost specialist 05/26/2019 at 09:24

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and then he screwed the pooch

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 09:25

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RIP Charles

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 09:26

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fer fucks sake

BeaterGT > gin-san - shitpost specialist 05/26/2019 at 09:28

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He almost had it! 

BeaterGT > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 09:29

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Well, this is much more madness than I'm sure we all expected. 

gin-san - shitpost specialist > BeaterGT 05/26/2019 at 09:30

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Charles delivered excitement, just not in the manner I was expecting. 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > BeaterGT 05/26/2019 at 09:30

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good!

BeaterGT > gin-san - shitpost specialist 05/26/2019 at 09:33

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Yah, I expected him to come through the field but jesus he was relentless in his pursuit. 

Chuckles > BeaterGT 05/26/2019 at 09:33

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This is a lot better than the Spanish Grand Prix. I legit fell asleep about halfway through that one.

BeaterGT > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 09:34

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This Bottas strategy... Surely the others can nurse the tires for the rest of the race. I guess better to salvage a fourth than get a puncture out on track and lose more positions.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > Chuckles 05/26/2019 at 09:35

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My favourite memory of that were the gyros I reheated and ate for breakfast with rice, potatoes, and a salad. It was delicious.

BeaterGT > Chuckles 05/26/2019 at 09:35

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Haha I think I might have dozed off towards the end as well. Spain is almost always boring. 

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 09:38

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So how badly does the martial come down on Verstappen for the unsafe release?

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > BeaterGT 05/26/2019 at 09:39

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welp....long ways to go yet... guess we’ll see how this pans out

max might not get away with that pit release

BeaterGT > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 09:40

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Agreed. Which promotes Vettel to 2nd, bye bye Mercedes 1-2 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/26/2019 at 09:42

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i guess we’ll find out....

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 09:43

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I’m surprised no one crashed into each other at that Rascasse incident. Instead of a multi-car pileup it was only a traffic jam.

HAM can just control the pace from the front... hopefully he goes slow enough for the fucking rain to eventually roll in.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/26/2019 at 09:44

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5 seconds... thats pretty mild i guess

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gin-san - shitpost specialist 05/26/2019 at 09:45

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heres to hoping

hammy sounds like he doesnt like these tires much

BeaterGT > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/26/2019 at 09:46

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5 second actually hurts still since Hamilton is in preserve mode. 

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 09:46

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Who is doing the rain dance?? 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/26/2019 at 09:48

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meeee

i guess i need more practice

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 09:50

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Keep dancing dammit

BeaterGT > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 09:50

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(pictures Farscythe's family rain dancing in front of the TV) 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/26/2019 at 09:51

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im on it

BeaterGT > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 10:00

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Well done McLaren! Would be cool if Sainz keeps fastest lap too. 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > BeaterGT 05/26/2019 at 10:04

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whose tire will fail first... hammys or max?

BeaterGT > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 10:06

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Max is in such a weird spot with that penalty.

LOL Stroll being Stroll. 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > BeaterGT 05/26/2019 at 10:06

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ayup.... kinda hoping he gets past hammy

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 10:07

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This top 4 is currently the oddest chess game ive seen in awhile

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/26/2019 at 10:08

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lol yarp

its all pretty entertaining for monaco

BeaterGT > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 10:15

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Max loves taking advantage of traffic here, this should get dicey

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > BeaterGT 05/26/2019 at 10:16

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i hope so

i think kimis car broke :(

BeaterGT > BeaterGT 05/26/2019 at 10:19

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Ah, Stroll. The finest of mobile chicanes.

BeaterGT > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 10:19

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He is on Hamilton like white on rice!

Race to forget for Alfa I think

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 10:22

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Man it needs to rain for Hamilton’s sake...

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/26/2019 at 10:25

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i dont even know who im rooting for anymore

but its kinda fun to watch

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 10:26

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Best Monaco race in ages; I think Vettel has the best shot at winning at this rate

BeaterGT > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/26/2019 at 10:28

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From blessed to stressed! 

gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 10:31

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“Listen, Lewis; do you want fresh tires and finish P5 or worn out tires and finish P1?” 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gin-san - shitpost specialist 05/26/2019 at 10:32

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yeah.... 

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 10:34

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Hamilton is gonna get passed by Max soon

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/26/2019 at 10:36

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fingers crossed

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 10:37

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Hammer time for bottas, has to close that gap to max

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/26/2019 at 10:43

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i love the noise of the hondas on low revs

nice n dirty

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 10:46

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I always get worried when Max is trying to squeeze his car in to overtake

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/26/2019 at 10:48

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same... but it is good to watch

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/26/2019 at 10:48

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same... but it is good to watch

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/26/2019 at 10:56

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welp.... sucks for max... but that was a fun race to watch

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 10:57

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He sent it

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 05/26/2019 at 10:59

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oh wow hammys tires really were toast lol

dudes a beast

BeaterGT > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 11:03

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Hahah Lewis had China 07 nightmares with him the whole time. 

valis86 > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 11:04

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Much as I dislike him, that was one helluva drive. Color me impressed.

The red hats across the board were an awesome tribute to an awesome man as well.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > BeaterGT 05/26/2019 at 11:05

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lol yup

i think i’ll have to accept max is a championship contender (maybe not this year tho)

off the track i think hes a twat.... but on the track hes a joy to watch

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > BeaterGT 05/26/2019 at 11:24

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huh you know.... despite predicting riciardo will win it

i dont actually know where he finished.... that lead fight really had my attention

BeaterGT > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 05/26/2019 at 11:26

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Looks like he managed 9 th. Think Grosjean might have gotten a penalty which promoted Danny Ric

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > BeaterGT 05/26/2019 at 11:26

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thanks :)