"LastFirstMI is my name" (donstone13)
05/23/2019 at 13:26 • Filed to: None
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"LastFirstMI is my name" (donstone13)
05/23/2019 at 13:26 • Filed to: None | 3
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I have not met the driver of this truck, but here is what we know about him (or her):
They don’t claim to be an influencer on Instagram, because their flip phone doesn’t get a signal out in the woods.
It isn’t “overland life”, it’s sleeping in your truck because you can’t reside within 1000 feet of a school.
Beer isn’t just for breakfast anymore.
Bailing wire is just as good as a weld.
The radio has been on the same classic rock station since 1986.
He’s thinking of shaving his beard now that all the damn hipsters have one.
That isn’t beard oil, it’s just oil.
Paying taxes is for communists.
If he gets stuck, there’s no fancy recovery kit. He just digs out with his boot and ties off to a moose he caught with his bare hands.
Those teeth aren’t missing, he vaguely remembers exactly where they got knocked out .
He thinks I’m jealous of his life, and he may be right.
CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
> LastFirstMI is my name
05/23/2019 at 13:46 |
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I love this
TheRealBicycleBuck
> LastFirstMI is my name
05/23/2019 at 14:01 |
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I know people like this. Well, except for the pedophile part. If they found a pedophile, they would use the gun on the rack in the back window to shoot them . The first truck I drove on my own wasn’t much different from this. Just replace the bed with a welder’s flat bed. Aw, heck, it looked a lot like this one, but blue:
Future next gen S2000 owner
> LastFirstMI is my name
05/23/2019 at 14:05 |
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Was it classic rock when he first tuned in or was it just rock?
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LastFirstMI is my name
> TheRealBicycleBuck
05/23/2019 at 14:17 |
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That’s a good truck! My first drive was in my brother’s pickup- I stalled it, then made up for it by dumping the clutch and laying my first tire stripe. Probably listening to Bon Jovi. Good Times!
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TheRealBicycleBuck
> LastFirstMI is my name
05/23/2019 at 14:25 |
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No clutch dumps for me. My friend’s dad taught me. Then he put me to work moving trailers around their property. I knew how to back a trailer only using mirrors before I knew how to stay between the lines on a two-lane road.
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> Future next gen S2000 owner
05/23/2019 at 17:23 |
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It was just rock when he tuned in and became classic over time.