i am a police officer now

Kinja'd!!! "aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
05/22/2019 at 17:29 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
05/22/2019 at 17:33

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Can you fix my parking ticket?


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
05/22/2019 at 17:34

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Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
05/22/2019 at 17:36

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LOL


Kinja'd!!! aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > ttyymmnn
05/22/2019 at 17:37

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Kinja'd!!! Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > Nibby
05/22/2019 at 17:40

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Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever
05/22/2019 at 17:41

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damn, they make sprayable cheetos now?


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
05/22/2019 at 17:49

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Kinja'd!!! CB > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
05/22/2019 at 17:52

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Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Nibby
05/22/2019 at 18:00

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Spicy vegan air!


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever
05/22/2019 at 18:00

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I remember that. Was it 2010 or so at UC Davis.


Kinja'd!!! MM54 > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
05/22/2019 at 18:02

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Imagine the look on the guy’s face when he tries to cite you for “tint too dark” and you pull this out to prove otherwise


Kinja'd!!! Jetstreamer > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
05/22/2019 at 18:03

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Ah yes, the Tint Meter Model 400. I remember it well. The main improvement over, funnily enough the Model 500, was that it could measure more of the tints. Carry on good sir.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
05/22/2019 at 18:11

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YOU'VE SOLD OUT TO THE MAN(TM)! 


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Nibby
05/22/2019 at 18:15

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https://www.doritos.com/products/doritos-blaze-flavored-tortilla-chips


Kinja'd!!! Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
05/22/2019 at 18:31

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Spot on, pretty much. 2011 at a UC Davis Occupy protest.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever
05/22/2019 at 18:43

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And I recall that the asshole was making north of 100K a year ... good riddance.


Kinja'd!!! Manny05x > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
05/22/2019 at 22:22

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Don’t tase me bro.