"Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
05/12/2019 at 22:19 • Filed to: None
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"Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
05/12/2019 at 22:19 • Filed to: None | 3
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I like birds, I really do. Even when they crap all over my car, I forgive them. But today I did something that may have killed a few.
When I went to lunch I realized that I forgot to bring my chemotherapy drugs, so I went home for lunch. Everything was OK until I went to leave. I got suddenly and violently ill, and started to throw up. There was some splashing on the front door and entry hall wall, but I managed to get outside before the rest of lunch made a very hasty exit. I stood on the porch, puking my guts out, and then got in the car and went back to work.
I came home and found that most of my ejected lunch had disappeared, and my porch was now covered in bird shit. I guess they decided to feast on it, much in the way mama bird feeds baby bird. In that mess on the porch I remember seeing my chemo pills, intact, as I left for work. However, they weren’t there when I returned and I fear that some of the birds at e them. On the bright side, if any of them had colon cancer they may be cured, but I suspect that 500mg of Xeloda will probably kill them. I know that stuff makes me feel absolutely horrible, so I can’t imagine what it would do to a tiny little bird.
I’m very sorry, my find feathered friends, I really didn’t mean to kill you...
Cash Rewards
> Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
05/12/2019 at 22:49 |
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Hope you're doing better, and I wish I had something more helpful to say
Brickman
> Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
05/12/2019 at 22:50 |
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May a raven come gently tapping, tapping at your bedroom door.
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Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
> Cash Rewards
05/12/2019 at 22:55 |
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Thanks. I usually feel much better after vomiting . It’s not like the vomiting like when you drink too much - the evacuation is pretty quick and painless, like what would happen when I had seizures. Get it over with and then return to normal activities, no worse for wear, although fairly hungry shortly thereafter...
OPPOsaurus WRX
> Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
05/12/2019 at 23:21 |
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O n the it hand, you may have given them super Sonic flight. You don't really know what their side effects could be. Don't be so negative.
shop-teacher
> Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
05/12/2019 at 23:25 |
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Whoops!
wafflesnfalafel
> Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
05/13/2019 at 00:53 |
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Or... you have created bird super heros