"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
05/09/2019 at 01:33 • Filed to: I'D MAKE A JOKE ABOUT POINTERS..., BUT YOU WOULDN'T GET THE REFERENCE
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"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
05/09/2019 at 01:33 • Filed to: I'D MAKE A JOKE ABOUT POINTERS..., BUT YOU WOULDN'T GET THE REFERENCE | 2
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The executable code, Colorized 2019
Classmate: “So, without your part I cannot work mine, so send it as soon as possible please”
Me: “sure, I’ll finish it today”
Classmate: “no, I mean, just have it ready by the weekend-”
Me: “okay sure”
*classmate leaves at 6PM*
*I look at my shitty source*
*delete shitty source*
Me(to barista): “Give me 1/2 a liter of cold brew”
Barista: “are you nuts?”
Me (eye twitches):”what makes you think that?”
*checks time, 6:30PM*
*have mild anxiety and start pacing around campus*
*mumble to myself :::grumble grumble:::*
*suddenly realize it was the pointers all along*
*starts again from scratch*
*gets distracted by prank call*
*goes home*
*sends at 12:30AM*
Classmate: “How did you do this in six hours?”
Me: “yes”
Future Heap Owner
> Spanfeller is a twat
05/09/2019 at 02:38 |
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My old company decided to put cold brew on tap once. It lasted four hours. They never put it on again.
Also, congratulations on being the first person to ever use that gif in a way that I’ve liked.
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Spanfeller is a twat
> Future Heap Owner
05/09/2019 at 02:50 |
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Cold Brew must be ingested with caution. Its like a
nuclear fuel rod
for humans.
Nauraushaun
> Spanfeller is a twat
05/09/2019 at 03:03 |
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It’s always the bloody pointers
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Spanfeller is a twat
> Nauraushaun
05/09/2019 at 03:38 |
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Im sorry, I couldn’t hear you over all of these segmentation faults
Svend
> Spanfeller is a twat
05/09/2019 at 03:39 |
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I used to get that from Rocket Fuel.
One night prepping for an exam I had six mugs.
Wow.
random001
> Spanfeller is a twat
05/09/2019 at 06:48 |
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I make my own cold brew from my own beans I’ve roasted. I haven’t actually touched the surface of the earth in months....
i86hotdogs
> Spanfeller is a twat
05/09/2019 at 07:06 |
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Many nights spent drinking the highest caffeinated stuff finishing work I ‘ve procrastinated. Every time, I’d find a more efficient way to consume the bean juice without it disrupting my work. One step away from IV-ing it.
I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
> Spanfeller is a twat
05/09/2019 at 07:27 |
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That's been me the last five days. I've killed about two pounds of coffee grounds amd slept... 10 hours?
SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
> Spanfeller is a twat
05/09/2019 at 07:37 |
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Cold brew and hash cookies....so many days I don't remember.