I swear to fucking god.

"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
05/05/2019 at 07:00 • Filed to: None

My sister needs to learn how to drive.

“Oh, please, lets go pick up my friend: she’s drunk and heading to her Ex’s house. I know it was me who got her drunk...and it was me who got her thinking about it. But now I’ve got second thoughts about letting that mess happen and I’m too chickenshit to drive”

Jesus, woke me up at 4:55 -.-

DISCUSSION (27)

pip bip - choose Corrour > Spanfeller is a twat
05/05/2019 at 07:08

tell her to take an uber?

Spanfeller is a twat > pip bip - choose Corrour
05/05/2019 at 07:10

She’s too fancy for that I’m told

random001 > Spanfeller is a twat
05/05/2019 at 07:10

Jesus woke you up?!?!

Spanfeller is a twat > random001
05/05/2019 at 07:11

I think I saw him in the split second between peacefully asleep and the beginning of the sudden burst of noise that flooded my room when my sister knocked on the door as if the damn apartment was on fire

pip bip - choose Corrour > Spanfeller is a twat
05/05/2019 at 07:13

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Spanfeller is a twat
05/05/2019 at 07:31

To quote Dr. Evil, you should have told her:

PS9 > Spanfeller is a twat
05/05/2019 at 07:57

“No.”

*Slams door, locks it, goes back to sleep*

Nibby > Spanfeller is a twat
05/05/2019 at 08:41

Kinja'd!!!

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > Spanfeller is a twat
05/05/2019 at 08:53

C inco de D rinko!

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Spanfeller is a twat
05/05/2019 at 09:11

If your sister could drive, she might be dead by now.

How much are driving lessons in Mexico?

Spanfeller is a twat > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
05/05/2019 at 09:14

What do you mean “she might be dead?”

The lessons she already took were 60 dollars.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Spanfeller is a twat
05/05/2019 at 09:29

Weird shit happens when you drive and drive...or drive whilst stressed. You may have saved her life.

Driving lessons are cheaper in Mexico.

Ash78, voting early and often > Spanfeller is a twat
05/05/2019 at 09:32

You should have take her on the bike just for making fun of you about the rain a few days ago.

Spanfeller is a twat > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
05/05/2019 at 10:18

She didn’t want to drive because her only options were my parent’s huge SUVs.... she’s afraid of parking. She took lessons a couple of years ago to get her permit (ironically, to get the license you don’t need no-courses) but she barely drives anyway and it’s super annoying because she makes us ferry her everywhere.

She’s an adult now and has her license... but still

Spanfeller is a twat > Ash78, voting early and often
05/05/2019 at 10:20

As much as I would’ve liked that... we would’ve been unable to beat the horny-friend’s uber to her ex’s house

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Spanfeller is a twat
05/05/2019 at 10:27

Unrelated but that's a really nice looking dash. So crisp. And I like that the arcs on the middle screen match those on the rpm gauge to make a full circle.

Spanfeller is a twat > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
05/05/2019 at 10:27

Father was there...

Spanfeller is a twat > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
05/05/2019 at 10:28

Its a 2015 GC summit I believe... maybe 2014

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Spanfeller is a twat
05/05/2019 at 10:46

Are you sure he was not thinking the same way? :P

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
05/05/2019 at 10:53

Unfortunately it’s not an OLED display, so you can see where the display begins and ends with how ridiculously bright it is. If it was OLED, black would mean ‘totally off’.

More OLEDs in cars pls.

Spanfeller is a twat > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
05/05/2019 at 10:56

Im thinking he had the right of first refusal

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > winterlegacy, here 'till the end
05/05/2019 at 11:12

Analog / mechanical dials on dashes are going to be a thing of the past. Eventually we’ll have 100% oled displays maybe with some trim rings simulating physical dials - but in reality it'll just be one big screen.

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
05/05/2019 at 11:46

I like the idea of halfway-house styled gauges, where the back is digital (e.g. allowing for kmh/mph swapping on the fly,) but there’s still a needle involved. Maybe ‘floating’ style needles would work best with this system as you could modify the central hub to have a circular display to show anything else.

DipodomysDeserti > Spanfeller is a twat
05/05/2019 at 11:57

Jesus also woke me up at 4:55, but it was with a lawn mower.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Spanfeller is a twat
05/05/2019 at 12:15

Automakers need to start using AMOLED displays in their dashboards. Only illuminate the pixels in use instead of having a giant gray rectangle.

Spanfeller is a twat > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
05/05/2019 at 12:57

Yes... ir would be nice specially since it was practically blinding me... damn thing has too high a brightness

Spanfeller is a twat > DipodomysDeserti
05/05/2019 at 12:57

Hmm, one of the benefits of living in an apartment is that Jesus can only enter during business hours.