Oppo Questions: Avenger Edition

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle) 04/29/2019 at 14:06 • Filed to: Oppo Questions, Spoilers, Avengers Endgame, Avengers, Movies

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Spoilers for Avengers: Endgame are below. You have been warned.

So it’s the year 2023. Just a few seconds ago, in 2018, you watched half of the people around you turn to dust, right before you watch your own limbs turn to dust. Upstate New York is in rubble for some reason, but that’s not your first concern.

Your street is trashed, your spouse is screaming. Your spouse’s new spouse is trying to calm them. That is not your first concern.

Your car is gone.

You later learned that after you disappeared (you were only gone for a second!), your spouse sold your car.

Do you get your car back?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > For Sweden 04/29/2019 at 14:22

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My car has rusted away by 2023 . I’d hope for a VW TDI buy back jetta for about $8k.

i86hotdogs > For Sweden 04/29/2019 at 14:24

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To go along with the topic, I would track Jan Van down harder than the Avengers tracked down Thanos again. Especially if she left me and moved on.

In reality, the missus and I have an agreement that I be cremated and be kept in whatever my last vehicle was.

PS-as a van enthusiast, I was very happy with the amount of screen time Scott’s van got.

WRXforScience > For Sweden 04/29/2019 at 14:27

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I assume that all the snapped people were declared le gall y dead, so you’re probably out of luck with your car; however, you shouldn’t have to pay any back taxes or missing payment fees from your disappearance.

Life Insurance is going to be an issue. They never addressed what happened to with insurance and insurance companies. Not to mention all the people who moved on after they lost their loved ones. Sure, Cap’s sad support group gay guy only went on the one date but there had to be lots of people who found support in new relationships post snapaggedon.

Not to mention that they’ll have to get rid of all those monuments.

For Sweden > WRXforScience 04/29/2019 at 14:33

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The support group guy’s man is gonna be mad

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > For Sweden 04/29/2019 at 14:57

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As much as I liked the movie, the 5 year plot hole is too fucking huge to fill. It’s almost as unbelievable that aliens are invading and Norse gods and a dude who shoots exploding arrows are going to save humanity.

James May > For Sweden 04/29/2019 at 15:30

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t0ast > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/29/2019 at 17:38

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My favorite angle so far is thinking about how screwed everyone would have been when it comes to food. When half of the food-related workforce disappears, it’s likely that more than half of all production, processing, and transportation goes with them. I could see people getting by for those 5 years, but it’d be a struggle. Now consider the earth’s population suddenly doubling back up to what it was previously with zero warning...