![]() 04/29/2019 at 09:09 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
My trainer went to a bachelor party this weekend.
Dude, I mean, like 80% of your job is motivating people. Checking out Monday after the party is a bad look. So my Monday begins with the am crew.
I think I may be turning into a hermit of an old man. My b est friends aren’t humans.
![]() 04/29/2019 at 09:11 |
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I think “bruh” would’ve been a more appropriate response
![]() 04/29/2019 at 09:17 |
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I mean, on one hand: 4:43am
On the other hand: Maybe consider a new profession.
![]() 04/29/2019 at 09:19 |
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Not impressive.
![]() 04/29/2019 at 09:29 |
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Fire him immediately. He didn’t even use his commas correctly. He is clearly a monster.
It should have read: Good Morning, Anthony,
Am I alone in this? Fine. I hope you all adapt morning, afternoon, and day as courtesy titles!
![]() 04/29/2019 at 09:29 |
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I’d exact the same cancellation policy he’d expect of you.
![]() 04/29/2019 at 09:33 |
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![]() 04/29/2019 at 09:49 |
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i’d give him a pass for that one. if it was just a sunday of too much drinking then yea, they guy might need to get his shit together, but a bachelor party isn;t a common event. what he should have done was tied you to an office chair and had you run him around the gym like a horse and carrage. if you go to slow the projectile vomiting my get on you so you would need to keep a fast pace.
![]() 04/29/2019 at 10:14 |
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Who knew the Kia Forte would come to personify regret?
![]() 04/29/2019 at 10:55 |
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Physical therapy, or just a guy who says "five more" after he already said "ten more"?