"whatuptkhere" (whatuptkhere)
04/28/2019 at 05:45 • Filed to: toilet, lockpicking
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"whatuptkhere" (whatuptkhere)
04/28/2019 at 05:45 • Filed to: toilet, lockpicking | 1
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...and he was surprisingly nice about it. I’d done so in order to execute a prank in which I installed a bidet.
Had I been there to rob him I suspect he would have been less gracious about my intrusion.
So Oppos, what’s your favourite method to gain entry to the average suburban house?
RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
> whatuptkhere
04/28/2019 at 06:34 |
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That was pretty h
ilarious! Too bad he caught you in the midst of setup!
pip bip - choose Corrour
> whatuptkhere
04/28/2019 at 06:46 |
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what was the reaction of the other guy?
gin-san - shitpost specialist
> whatuptkhere
04/28/2019 at 07:00 |
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I have been watching some lockpicking videos on Youtube from a guy who makes breaking most locks look super easy. I’ve also practiced many times in Skyrim/Oblivion. That’s probably a decent way to gain entry into most places.
Bidets are also great, had a cheap one put on my toilet and I really love it, although I’d love to have wiring setup so that I could get a proper Japanese toilet setup with the heated seat and heated water jet.
SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
> whatuptkhere
04/28/2019 at 07:02 |
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In an Australian brick veneer house, the easiest and quietest way is to go straight through the wall...
CalzoneGolem
> whatuptkhere
04/28/2019 at 07:13 |
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I'm not able to enter a house without being invited in.
Funktheduck
> whatuptkhere
04/28/2019 at 10:31 |
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I can get into most houses in seconds with an old gift card if they don’t lock the deadbolt.
ranwhenparked
> whatuptkhere
04/28/2019 at 10:49 |
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I have a friend who used to leave his house unlocked all day and who would tell coworkers to feel free to go in and borrow stuff (DVDs, beer, etc). He lived on-site at work, I should mention. I felt really awkward about it, only did it once. He has a big black Labrador who has to be the worst guard dog I’ve ever seen.
Flavien Vidal
> CalzoneGolem
04/28/2019 at 10:50 |
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But since you’re a vampire you’re also dead, so you can take your time to be invited... We mortals can’t afford that luxury.
ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com
> whatuptkhere
04/28/2019 at 12:25 |
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Bumping the lock will get you past about 90% of locks out there with virtually no skill or time required. For houses, the vast majority of them one of about five key ways, not that you necessarily need an actual bump key. If you’ve got any key for that keyway, there’s a decent chance it will bump it.
DipodomysDeserti
> whatuptkhere
04/28/2019 at 12:46 |
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The method that doesn’t get me shot by the owner or bit by their dog.
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whatuptkhere
> DipodomysDeserti
04/29/2019 at 00:14 |
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Damn straight.
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whatuptkhere
> ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com
04/29/2019 at 00:15 |
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Interesting! I did have to bump using my cut key, as it only turned 2/3rds of the way by itself. Thankfully that got me in.
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whatuptkhere
> ranwhenparked
04/29/2019 at 00:15 |
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That’s odd, I definitely would feel weird about it too!
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whatuptkhere
> Funktheduck
04/29/2019 at 00:15 |
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I’m unfamiliar with this method!
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whatuptkhere
> CalzoneGolem
04/29/2019 at 00:16 |
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And I bet it’s difficult getting about during the day...
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whatuptkhere
> SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
04/29/2019 at 00:16 |
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I really want to see this in the flesh...
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whatuptkhere
> gin-san - shitpost specialist
04/29/2019 at 00:17 |
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LockPickingLawyer is my go-to, dude is super pro. Also has the tools, which I should acquire for my own interest...
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whatuptkhere
> pip bip - choose Corrour
04/29/2019 at 00:17 |
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The other housemate? He uh... as far as I know, he remained unaware of the exact particulars regarding the installation. Ideally it will remain that way. :P
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whatuptkhere
> RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
04/29/2019 at 00:18 |
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I was so devastated. That short hose cost me 25 minutes, I would have gotten away with it I reckon otherwise...
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SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
> whatuptkhere
04/29/2019 at 00:28 |
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Prybar (to move bricks) and a sharp knife ( to cut building paper and dry wall) . It’s all you need. Apart from a truly broken set of ethics...
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RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
> whatuptkhere
04/29/2019 at 06:30 |
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Have any other friends that would appreciate a similar prank? :P
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Funktheduck
> whatuptkhere
04/29/2019 at 14:08 |
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Basically you push the latch open with it since the normal latch can be pushed without turning the knob.
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CalzoneGolem
> Flavien Vidal
04/30/2019 at 09:18 |
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If I wait to long you guys just end up dying on your own anyways .
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CalzoneGolem
> whatuptkhere
04/30/2019 at 09:18 |
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T he struggle is real. #undeadproblems
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whatuptkhere
> Funktheduck
05/17/2019 at 03:33 |
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I will need to practice!
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whatuptkhere
> RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
05/17/2019 at 03:33 |
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hahah. The stupid thing is I was bragging about it for six months in the lead up so everybody bloody knows :P
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whatuptkhere
> SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
05/17/2019 at 03:34 |
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I’m thinking of going for a bit of a... how do you say it... Kool Aid entry?