I'm scared, lost and confused

"Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury) 04/26/2019 at 18:22 • Filed to: None

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Internet went down and I barely know how to do anything. Watch live TV, like an animal? I don’t think so. Part of me wishes I didn’t call off sick today because I could be at the office and wouldn’t have time to futz around the web and watch hours of YouTube crap.

I think I’ll just take a nap now. See you when the ‘net is back up...

WilliamsSW > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 04/26/2019 at 18:31

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FotSotGF resorting to cannibalism in 3, 2, 1...

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 04/26/2019 at 18:31

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Teather your phone. 

lone_liberal > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 04/26/2019 at 18:34

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Phone hotspot to the rescue !

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > lone_liberal 04/26/2019 at 18:35

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Limited data allowance, so I must conserve...

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 04/26/2019 at 18:35

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Limited data allowance, so I must conserve...

lone_liberal > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 04/26/2019 at 18:40

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Only one thing to do then,

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 04/26/2019 at 18:49

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This happened to us a few weeks ago and we had to watch a dvd. I nearly forgot we had dvds. Hang in there buddy!

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 04/26/2019 at 19:04

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In that case, I’ll just type:

Noooooooo.gif

...a nd save you a few kb.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 04/26/2019 at 19:40

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My threat to turn off the Internet at home is REAL. This is useful information.

smobgirl > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 04/26/2019 at 21:02

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Even worse - my POWER is out. Oh, the tablet can’t get internet? Let’s go watch tv...oh wait.

Nothing to do now but drink. At least I organized recently so I can find all the flashlights with dead batteries.

fhrblig > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 04/26/2019 at 21:08

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F or the first 24 years of my life I didn’t have the internet at all, s o I went driving a lot, hung out with friends, (redacted) , played video games, (more redacted), drank, etc. You should go d o one (or more ) of those things. Maybe don’t mix drinking with driving though...

fhrblig > smobgirl 04/26/2019 at 21:09

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Is it raining there yet? It seems to be threatening to downpour but nothing is happening except wind over here.

smobgirl > fhrblig 04/26/2019 at 21:22

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Yeah, only raining parts of my tree. I had to go inside because my wine got contaminated.

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Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > fhrblig 04/26/2019 at 21:28

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I’m at home, feeling a bit ill , so I don’t feel like doing much of anything except watching TV and videos whilst in bed. I was feeling a little better earlier but then OD’d on bulk gummy bears. But the net is back up so I can resume my normal sloth-like sicky behavior.

fhrblig > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 04/26/2019 at 22:43

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Well, I hope you feel better.  Also, a reminder: you’re not supposed to use the bulk scoop to shovel them into your mouth.  That’s how you get kicked out of the store.  Or so I’ve heard...