I submitted a job application

"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion) 04/24/2019 at 01:05 • Filed to: Bongo cat 2.0

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10 minute commute... In rush-hour traffic craziness.

Fingers crossed. I’m getting my best dance moves ready for the interview

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AestheticsInMotion 04/24/2019 at 01:10

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What I'd give to work closer to home...

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > AestheticsInMotion 04/24/2019 at 01:11

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We how based on dancing ability and nothing else. Pretty sure most legitimate employers do the same. Break dancing on top of the boss's desk is an immediate 10k annual offer increase.

AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/24/2019 at 01:13

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Turn your first floor into an adult movie shop? 

I had all but resigned myself to the fact that I’d have to work either in the Tacoma area (NO) or Lynnwood-Everett. I wouldn’t mind moving north but commuting would s uuuu ck until then

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 04/24/2019 at 01:15

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Only if you do it naked

AestheticsInMotion > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 04/24/2019 at 01:16

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Okay I’m making “best-o f ” video to send your way, forward it your CEO plz.

I’d like to get evaluated based on a combination of dancing skills, obscure cider knowledge, and the number of attempts it takes me to make a good tie knot.

DipodomysDeserti > AestheticsInMotion 04/24/2019 at 01:16

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Good luck. Had an interview today.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AestheticsInMotion 04/24/2019 at 01:19

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I have no idea how so many people live in Marysville or Lake Stevens and commute to Seatlle/Renton/Bellevue daily in this traffic.

Conversely, i f you lived in Eastside but worked north, your commute would be cheese.  

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/24/2019 at 01:23

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Limburger?

One of the main reasons I don’t work in Everett, aside from the distance and amount I need to make to afford my shack, is that the commute would be horrific. I have a similar cutoff south of Issaquah, which would be a sweet (but long time-wise ) commute from where I live.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > AestheticsInMotion 04/24/2019 at 01:30

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Congrats! Need to keep those going out until one sticks... The market is pretty weird right now, with high demand, yet  most are still acting like it’s a recession.

Dusty Ventures > AestheticsInMotion 04/24/2019 at 01:32

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Obligatory

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 04/24/2019 at 01:45

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Well... Duvall is about as EAST as you can be . Kirkland to Everett at 7am would be like 20-something minutes.

Future Heap Owner > AestheticsInMotion 04/24/2019 at 01:48

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Good luck!

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > AestheticsInMotion 04/24/2019 at 02:03

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Cider knowledge isn’t helpful. It means you don’t drink enough to forget everything you’ve learned. For that you lose points. And as for knots, we don’t work on ships, our tying involves zipping. Do as zoidberg suggests.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/24/2019 at 02:03

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That’s an  extra 500 to be paid immediately in singles.

AestheticsInMotion > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 04/24/2019 at 02:10

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I wanted to let you know I’ve tried THREE sour beers since getting back to Washington.

None of them were very good... 

AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/24/2019 at 02:12

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Would it really? I know it's the "correct" direction but I still have trouble believing it could be that quick.... 405 man 

AestheticsInMotion > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 04/24/2019 at 02:12

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I spent too much time perusing a million different things. I've actually only sent in one application prior to this since leaving my last job 6 weeks ago

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > AestheticsInMotion 04/24/2019 at 02:59

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405 is weird in that it is terrible in both directions most of the day. I don’t know of another road in the region with such bad traffic for so much of the day going in both directions simultaneously. Most have directional traffic mornings and evenings, like what I deal with.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/24/2019 at 03:02

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It’s also about as far north in a city  as you can get before you cross the border into Snohomish county... Most of these deep suburb/exurb areas have bad traffic heading toward any area with employment opportunities in the mornings.

AestheticsInMotion > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 04/24/2019 at 03:09

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Driving TO Duvall from Kirkland in the mornings was fantastic, but yeah, the other direction in the morning .... Quite a bit of traffic

shop-teacher > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 04/24/2019 at 07:10

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That explains a lot for me....

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > AestheticsInMotion 04/24/2019 at 08:54

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Get it!

My son does this dance. Fortnight, I assume...

He’s never seen Scrubs. 

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Dusty Ventures 04/24/2019 at 08:56

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Pay the man!

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > AestheticsInMotion 04/24/2019 at 09:44

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Sorry about that! No one does them as well as Cascade!