"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
04/22/2019 at 14:27 • Filed to: Police Blotter
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"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
04/22/2019 at 14:27 • Filed to: Police Blotter | 3
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12:48 p.m. A Kalispell man reported having a stomachache after smoking some bad weed.
2:57 p.m. A car was stolen in Kalispell.
3:40 p.m. A Kalispell woman gave away her social security number. She quickly realized that was a terrible idea and called the cops.
4:28 p.m. A disabled car was in the middle of the road.
5:16 p.m. A Kalispell resident was concerned because her home alarm system was randomly beeping.
6:36 p.m. A Kalispell resident reported that the homeless guy in his back alley hasn’t moved in a few days. Upon further investigation, the guy was alive and well.
8:18 p.m. A youth was acting strange.
8:25 p.m. A man was “up to no good” in Kalispell.
11:01 p.m. A Kalispell resident called 911 because there was “egg residue” on their car, possibly from a drive-by egging.
11:30 p.m. A grocery store worker reported that a suspicious number of cars were gathering in the parking lot. The cars dispersed once the cops showed up.
1:02 a.m. A Kalispell woman coming down from an intense drug high punched a hole in a wall.
3:21 a.m. A Kalispell resident reported that two men were in front of their house with flashlights walking back and forth.
3:55 a.m. A Kalispell resident reported that someone was screaming at the top of their lungs outside.
6:47 a.m. There was a dead deer in the road.
7:57 a.m. A vehicle was stolen.
11:34 a.m. A Kalispell man heard a siren go off on his phone and then pocket dialed 911.
1:37 p.m. Tires were slashed in Kalispell.
2:15 p.m. Another pocket dial was reported.
2:16 p.m. An 80-year-old man reported that he got a threatening call from another man accusing the senior of messing around with his girlfriend.
2:54 p.m. A Columbia Falls dog was becoming a menace to cats and humans alike.
4:18 p.m. A BNSF Railway train had to stop because there was a guy hanging out in the middle of the tracks east of Whitefish.
5:10 p.m. An old Subaru was speeding through Kalispell.
5:25 p.m. An area woman reported that her teenage son had just drunk dialed her.
7:35 p.m. A Columbia Falls woman reported that her ex-boyfriend was “spinning brodies” in her front yard.
9:30 p.m. A Kalispell resident reported seeing someone driving around town with a bumper that was about to fall off their car.
9:51 p.m. Youths were playing with fireworks down by Elrod Elementary School.
9:54 p.m. A local security company had to call the cops about a burglary alarm because they could not get ahold of their own security guard.
CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
04/22/2019 at 14:38 |
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“A disabled car was in the middle of the road.”
I think the politically correct term is differently-
abled.
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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
04/22/2019 at 14:41 |
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Movement
challenged.
lone_liberal
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
04/22/2019 at 15:11 |
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The engineer of the train that had to stop because of idiots on the tracks should have done a Hitch-H iker’s Guide and asked them if they knew how much damage the train would suffer if he just let it roll straight over them. Of course the answer is, none at all.
My bird IS the word
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
04/22/2019 at 15:23 |
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Dang youths, acting strange all the time
vondon302
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
04/22/2019 at 15:49 |
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Spinning brodies?????
I must be old.
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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> vondon302
04/22/2019 at 15:58 |
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It’s a regional thing. Brodies, aka doughnuts.
user314
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
04/22/2019 at 16:35 |
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9:54 p.m. A local security company had to call the cops about a burglary alarm because they could not get ahold of their own security guard.
Plot twist: the guard was the one committing the crime!