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Courtesy of Tyler Durden
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Conversely, you can also use fertilizer as motor oil !
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My truck’s been doing this for years!
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Also helps lubricate the soil to allow thicker grass.
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I mean, it’s organic, isn’t it?
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It came from earth, we’re just returning it to the earth.
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used motor oil is no worse than creosote or bitumen (asphalt). That stuff is put on or in the ground everywhere.
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It also prevents rust from growing in the soil.
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Or you could just give it to a friend to spray on his dirt driveway.
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Which is very necessary in Michigan. We have rust on rust here.
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True, I went to school in MI and the Mini has been in MI for most of its life.
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You could troll the hell out of environmentalist sites with this. They hate Trump so much, they wouldn’t even notice it was fake.
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Oyster mushrooms can actually grow in substrate that is soaked in used oil, they even break the oil down.
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i mean, red soil is essentially rust.
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which is why I let my subaru gradually spread all it’s oil over the roads on my daily commute
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Because superfund sites are so much fun to deal with...
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TIL
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What about synthetic motor oil? Is synthetic only good on astro-turf?
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Along with 50 million other leaky cars that mark their territory every day
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Those aren’t leaks, that’s sweat from all the HP they’re making!
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As long as your lawn is syn the tic grass, you’re all set!
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Creosote oil does have herbicidal properties, but it smells a hell of a lot better than motor oil and bitumen.
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TBF, Trump’s EPA has already been trolling the hell out of environmental groups.