WRX Engine Removal How-To (the quickest way)

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 04/22/2019 at 11:38 • Filed to: None

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“The driver only suffered a severe concussion, broken ribs and a bruised hip.”

the FB post link

Nibby > MonkeePuzzle 04/22/2019 at 11:43

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how dumb do you have to be to not wear your seatbelt

For Sweden > MonkeePuzzle 04/22/2019 at 11:43

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Still the easiest way to change the head gaskets

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > MonkeePuzzle 04/22/2019 at 11:44

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I can’t for the life of me figure out what hit first or how they managed that. 

CB > MonkeePuzzle 04/22/2019 at 11:46

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How fast was he going? That's nuts.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > MonkeePuzzle 04/22/2019 at 11:48

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Lucky he didn’t kill someone.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > MonkeePuzzle 04/22/2019 at 11:50

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Looks like it’s also the worlds fastest hedge trimmer.

MonkeePuzzle > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/22/2019 at 11:53

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yeah, it’s hit all over, clearly some spinning happened

at high speed

MonkeePuzzle > Nibby 04/22/2019 at 11:53

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^ this dumb. I mean, that’s likely triple digits on a 30mph street. so.... not so smarty

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > MonkeePuzzle 04/22/2019 at 11:55

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I tried to look at the skid marks but no. I really want one of those people to have security footage. 

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > MonkeePuzzle 04/22/2019 at 11:55

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Severe concussion, but luckily no brain damage as it was already beyond saving pre-accident

MonkeePuzzle > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 04/22/2019 at 11:57

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yeah, clearly some poor frontal lobe development already in place, poor decision making is evident

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > MonkeePuzzle 04/22/2019 at 11:57

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Not sure that’s how bosozoku is supposed to work.

The fistful of tickets he probably received was exactly the insult to injury he deserves. 30 zone. The neighbors should all get to kick him in the hip.

EngineerWithTools > MonkeePuzzle 04/22/2019 at 11:58

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Where did the vape pen  land?

(Sorry, couldn’t help myself.)

MonkeePuzzle > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 04/22/2019 at 12:00

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I wondered if it was perhaps someone who lived nearby too.

450X_FTW > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 04/22/2019 at 12:05

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I’m sure he swerved to miss hitting a squirrel and that was the cause for all the damage......

450X_FTW > MonkeePuzzle 04/22/2019 at 12:05

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“the car was a Subaru WRX”

I love the usage of “was”

gettingoldercarguy > EngineerWithTools 04/22/2019 at 12:15

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Right next to the fedora

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > MonkeePuzzle 04/22/2019 at 12:21

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If so, his internet is probably out.

He must have been absolutely flying to relocate that one utility pole, and to blast that chunk off of the other. 

Tapas > MonkeePuzzle 04/22/2019 at 12:49

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That’s one big ouchie. And well deserved at that.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > MonkeePuzzle 04/22/2019 at 13:59

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Damn, this definitely seems like one of those “they survived” ads from Subaru. Even with being this dumb, somehow this guy didnt die.

MonkeePuzzle > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) 04/22/2019 at 14:04

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def not.
he was utilizing zero of subaru’s manufactured safety features. pure luck not subaru was on this guy’s side

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > MonkeePuzzle 04/22/2019 at 17:31

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Mildly surprised it’s not a M ustang. But also not surprised it’s a WRX.

pip bip - choose Corrour > MonkeePuzzle 04/23/2019 at 05:07

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