Am at fancy resturaunt

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 04/21/2019 at 15:34 • Filed to: None

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Zoidberg pls rate this

PatBateman > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/21/2019 at 16:24

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Not a crystal chandelier, nicest liquor visible is Grey Goose, bartender has his sleeves rolled up like he’s about to shovel shit, pepper grinder left out like it would be at TGIFriday’s, emergency exit sign is cheap.

2/10 wouldn’t piss in their bathrooms. 

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > PatBateman 04/21/2019 at 16:32

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Too brightly lit to be any good.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > PatBateman 04/21/2019 at 16:47

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/21/2019 at 16:48

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Full stemmed fake candles will never be met with my approval.

PatBateman > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/21/2019 at 23:28

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What kind of lemons are those?  Peasant brand? 

ranwhenparked > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/22/2019 at 22:33

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Even if they have fake melted wax molded  in?!