It's a nice day but I can't find my champagne flutes...

"Svend" (svend) 04/19/2019 at 10:49 • Filed to: None

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First world problems.

Maybe this will do, similar size aperture and holds more fluid. Yay.

Now remember, hold the cork and twist the bottle. We’re not peasants of Formula One winners.

vondon302 > Svend 04/19/2019 at 10:52

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There over there by the caviar. 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Svend 04/19/2019 at 10:53

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you mean your not supposed to pour everything by the pint?

AndyG_UK > Svend 04/19/2019 at 10:57

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Oh God the horror, your bank holiday weekend is literally a write off.

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MonkeePuzzle > Svend 04/19/2019 at 10:59

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just chug from the bottle

Svend > vondon302 04/19/2019 at 11:03

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But which one? The Beluga, the Siberian, the O scietra, the Sevruga, etc...

Your not helping here. 

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 04/19/2019 at 11:04

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Lol. Ye’, well I’ve drunk it by the pint a couple of times, because, well, I’m British. If it fits, I drinks. 

Svend > MonkeePuzzle 04/19/2019 at 11:06

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Ye’, done that, found out pretty much like she did, the hard way. It doesn’t take to being inverted quickly.

I love the way she looks at the camera though afterwards. Says she’s done it before. Lol. ;) 

facw > Svend 04/19/2019 at 11:07

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Now I want... well maybe not champagne... but I could go for some prosecco or something.

vondon302 > Svend 04/19/2019 at 11:11

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The Beluga or check the wine cellar.

Svend > AndyG_UK 04/19/2019 at 11:13

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No, that comes tomorrow at my sister’s wedding.

She’s getting married in the original part of the city museum.

Svend > vondon302 04/19/2019 at 11:18

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Nah, it’s too far. I’d have to go downstairs, get in the car, drive round from the east wing to the west wing, not to mention Jeffrey (the chauffeur) is helping Winston in the bell tower in the north wing.

I shall make do with this lager glass of sorts some blaggard has left in my abode. 

Svend > facw 04/19/2019 at 11:20

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Oh yes, prosecco with a couple of raspberries in. Nice. 

AndyG_UK > Svend 04/19/2019 at 12:16

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I’m sure it will be a lovely day and if not just get very drunk! 

Svend > AndyG_UK 04/19/2019 at 12:45

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It’s going to be my mum’s side of the family, prior to the funeral last month I’d not seen about 95% of them for some 30 years until then .

My sister, her fiance and their friends are all on the spectrum,

It’s lovely weather and so the drinks will be flowing.

To say I’m anxious is an understatement. 

AndyG_UK > Svend 04/19/2019 at 12:52

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Sounds like it will be a riot, alcohol will help (but maybe not too much alcohol though!)

Svend > AndyG_UK 04/19/2019 at 13:19

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It’ll likely be a riot. An expensive one.

Add to it all a biological father who may turn up uninvited.

Oh dear god I need another drink. 

AndyG_UK > Svend 04/19/2019 at 14:22

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Oh wow sounds like it will be a riot! LOL