This is fantastic.

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04/17/2019 at 16:48 • Filed to: None

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Well done, Southlake PD.

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DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
04/17/2019 at 16:53

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I’d rather have a police department that writes real tickets for them.


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
04/17/2019 at 16:53

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This is awesome!


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
04/17/2019 at 16:59

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+1k


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
04/17/2019 at 16:59

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If the person is a repeat offender , or is grossly in violation of a handycap spot (halfway in the spot, or fully occupying the spot without a handicap tag) then by all means, hammer them. But I think this is a pretty humorous warning to someone like the truck pictured who maybe just made a mistake or was slightly careless in their parking attempt.


Kinja'd!!! facw > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
04/17/2019 at 17:01

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Tow them to a different spot so they aren’t blocking the handicap spot . Then ticket them. Leave the coloring sheet to help them next time.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
04/17/2019 at 17:04

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I have no problem with peo ple getting tickets for blocking these spots, even a little. This is fun and all but I think most people need a real life lesson here not some passive aggressive laughter at their expense.  


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
04/17/2019 at 17:22

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I will confess that I have little mercy in my heart for these parkers.  Their insensitivity directly affects me.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Chariotoflove
04/17/2019 at 17:35

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As well you shouldn’t. 


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
04/17/2019 at 17:42

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Is it confirmation bias, or does it seem like full-size pickups have replaced German luxury car owners for worst parking jobs? 


Kinja'd!!! Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Snuze: Needs another Swede
04/17/2019 at 17:44

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They don’t even write tickets for assholes without permits in handicap spots more often than not. (Despite it being a $250 fine.)


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > ranwhenparked
04/17/2019 at 17:49

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Terrible parkers come in all shapes and sizes. 


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
04/17/2019 at 18:16

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Good. I drive and F350 often and parking really isnt that hard.


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
04/17/2019 at 18:28

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Big trucks magnify everything. Poor drivers and poor parkers are going to be even worse trying to manage one of those. 


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > HammerheadFistpunch
04/17/2019 at 19:23

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I feel like shitty parking, certainly in this case, public shaming is justified. 


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
04/17/2019 at 20:05

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bad parking into a handicap spot. shaming+


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
04/17/2019 at 20:49

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It took me a minute to realize that this wasn’t targeting bad parking in general, but only specifically because the neighboring space was a handicap one. And it makes me feel sad because the real problem is not about who they’re parking next to; it’s that people aren’t trying hard enough to park in their own space. There were probably a dozen other over-the-line parking jobs in that same lot, who didn’t get any such warnings. But FWIW, I suppose I can at least enjoy the fact that they went after the worst offender, though.


Kinja'd!!! Clown Shoe Pilot > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
04/17/2019 at 22:00

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This is the only acceptable use for Comic Sans. The coloring sheet is a passive aggressive “you’re an idiot” and the font selection amplifies it. 


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Clown Shoe Pilot
04/17/2019 at 23:27

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It’s perfect. 


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
04/18/2019 at 08:39

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Oh, okay, well that’s just lame, or lazy .

I have to drive over to a different base today to pick up something , and parking there is awful and as a universal rule base police love to write tickets for any infraction, real or perceived. I’m being told that they now have a designated waiting spot in front of the particular building I need to go to where I can leave my car with flashers on for 5 minutes or less to go pickup what I need to pickup. It smells like a trap...